ever get caught masterbating?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    if so by who?
     
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    No, but almost.
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    by who?
     
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    My wife.
     
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    Masturbate. :coffee:
     
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    If she had noticed what was going on, would she have gone mental on you OR just said "I'll be back later when you are done". :c
     
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    Mike is better at grammar than selling cars
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I like to watch. :marx:
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    my wife caught me once she was mad
     
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    My wife would be mad too if she caught me jerking off to a BBC Gay gangbang video.
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    :mad:
     
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    Honestly, I have no fucking idea. :jj: I was jacking it to some milf porn and she came home early. I was in my office and on the computer when she came in. I quick pulled a blanket over me to hide my exposed cock and was frantically trying to close the goddamn browser window which froze. When she entered the office, my monitor was at an angle where she couldn't actually see what was on the screen, but just barely. I told her she got a package in the mail to get her the fuck out of the room. That gave me enough time to zip up and close up all the browser windows. I thought I was a goner. :facepalm:
     
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    she would be mad?
     
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    :munch:


    Stories like this kind of turn me on, too!
     
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    My wife knows that I wack it once in a while. Doesn't really mind. Of course if I started to prefer jerking off over having sex with her, then it would be an issue. :jj:
     
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    I seem to remember someone saying that masturbating while thinking of other women (porn/co-worker/friend) was cheating.

    Then that means i've cheated on my wife quite a few times. :hhh:
     
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    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    that is ridicullious
     
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    There are some women who believe that. What can I say? :dontknow:
     
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    Probably more disappointed than mad, which is worse in my opinion. She once was on my computer and downloaded something to print and the file went straight to my "downloads" folder. I was being careless at the time and the folder was filled with all this porn I had downloaded. She was pissed at me for days, but never actually said why she was pissed. I didn't ask but quickly figured out what the issue was (like almost immediately). I don't think she would be pissed about the masturbation, but more hurt by the porn. Lesson learned, so now I bury my porn like 10 folders deep and make sure that download folder is clean. :jj:
     
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    This is why you should have separate computers!

    :c