Ever get caught masturbating?

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  1. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    In an airplane?


    And what do they mean by "furiously"? Maybe the guy just gets nervous when flying and needed to get the poison out.

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/virgin-flight-diverted-after-passenger-found-furiously-masturbating/

    A Virgin Airlines flight from Boston to L.A. had to be diverted to Nebraska because a passenger was causing a disturbance. What disturbance was that? He was, according to reports, furiously masturbating on the plane.

    Have fun with that image.

    The FAA claims the plane was diverted due to a medical emergency. The police report, on the other hand, says that this twenty-six-year-old man was “masturbating in flight and later tried to open an exit door.” (Well, at least this is more worth diverting for than a fight over legroom.)

    Witnesses on the plane say this individual was wearing a hospital bracelet and when he emerged from the bathroom, he started shouting with a woman before attempting to pull the emergency exit door. Police officers detained him, and when they landed in Nebraska, he was taken to the hospital.

    And in case you’re wondering, no, this is not the first time someone’s been caught masturbating on an airplane.
     
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    No, but while I was living at home with my parents during college- I forgot to put my vibrator away.

    :facepalm:

    We never discussed it.
     
  4. Brokenbad

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    If this planes rockin', don't come knockin'

    so the airplanes no longer a virgin?

    guy got his wing.
     
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    I wonder what the legal definition of Furiously is. He had unabated anger like his cock owed him money or something?
     
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    Is that you in the Avatar?
     
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    Mom I swear its not mine.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    What State in the 50 have the most people Jerking Off.
     
  10. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    It wasn't big and black was it? then you'd have had some 'splainin to do
     
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    THats hot.
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Pics or it never happened.
     
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    I wish it hadn't.
     
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    He heard all about the mile high club, but didn't know that beating off alone didn't qualify??

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    No. They found the purple-mini rocket one. Thank god, the big, white rubber dildo (that actually was a joke gift-I swear) was locked up.
     
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    You should have saved the box to show them, and demonstrated that it's for facial massage and applying makeup!


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    He beat his dick like it owed him money.
     
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    If he was indeed "furiously" masturbating, we know one thing: he was in an aisle seat. Planes are so cramped these days that there is no way that someone would be able to get the proper arm motion from a window or middle seat. Even if he was jacking it in the aisle seat, he would have had to properly time the session so as not to have an issue smacking his elbow into the beverage cart. How embarrassing would that be? It is my sincere hope that if he shot a load, it landed on someone who had his seat back reclined into the person behind him.
     
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    ten years ago, I sold a condo that I had been living in for five years. while living in that spot, I had a no strings attached lady friend for a while. one night, she brought a vibrator over and asked me to use it on her. in the excitement of that evening, we lost track of the vibrator after using it, and could not find it.

    before I sold the place, my parents were helping me move out. Father Coktoaston was helping me move my mattress and box spring, which was not easy, since the bed was in an alcove. I look on the floor after both items had been flipped on their sides, and there lay the vibrator, with about 1 1/2 years worth of dust on it :dropjaw:I snagged it before he saw it, and into the garbage it went
     
  20. Turkeyneck

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    It's very possible he just pretended not to see it...
     
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