WTF Ever get/give a hickey as an adult?

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    i went to Denny's for my moons over my hammy last week, and the "Hostess" who had to be like 30, had two massive hickeys on her neck, and I was like, fuck, who does that to an adult, I was a little queasy and couldn't even look her in the face!
    Given? Received? Where?
     
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    Probably dating a 16 YO.
     
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    You do know you food had a public hair in it right?
     
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    My ex-wife had skin like the guy in the movie "Powder", so I had to be careful even kissing her neck. I gave her a small hickey once when we were dating. She got super pissed and told me to never do that again. I didn't.
     
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    I should be too embarrassed to even admit this, especially HERE, but...

    I just had a hickey on my neck a couple weeks ago. :oops:

    Much like Father O's ex-wife, my skin marks pretty easily. Some vigorous kissing leaves marks. My husband used to get a kick out of leaving hickeys on my boobs all the time, both when we were dating, and after we got married. It was like this little "private joke" between us, because no one else knew they were there. Well, except sometimes he would slip up, and put one a little too close to my cleavage :rolleye: Once at work, someone else saw it before I did.... :oops: Thank God I had a sweater I could put on.

    I've also always had long hair, so sometimes he leaves them on the back of my neck. Again, only we really know it's there. But, the one I had a couple weeks ago was on the side of my neck! :mad: I wanted to kill him!!! I had to make sure my hair was over it the whole day, which just happened to be a Sunday, which meant being at church, and having to talk to people, while worrying that they would see it. :facepalm:
     
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    The question is ...who gave you a hickey and how fast can I get pictures PMed to me?:mjerk:
     
  8. wife is a whore

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    My buddy (40) was dating a 30y/o broad who gave him a hickey and handjob on the 3rd date. I told him to ditch her, he didn't take my advice. Two months later he had a full blown stage 5 clinger he was scared to break up with.

    Moral: adult broad dates like she 14 cause she is mentally 14n. Run if you encounter it.
     
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    It's not funny, Lemmy.....
     
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    A GF from about ten years ago--I used to give her hickeys on the underside of her boobs and down by her vaginer. I always would gauge her reaction. If she got upset, I would ask "Why? Who is going to see it?". She was a flight attendant and they are all pretty much sluts.
     
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    Received... we were just messinig around and bam, I had a huge one on my neck. Tried my best to cover it up at work... didn't work. Embarrassing.
     
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    Love giving hickeys in the nether regions
     
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    The inner-thigh was/is another one of his favorite places :rolleyes:

    The "nether regions" are a little delicate, no? I find it a little too painful. :dontknow:
     
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    When I was a horny 20 year old I dated a reserved Polish 25 year old who still lived with her parents. I gave her a hickey and she told me her mom looked at it and clucked disapprovingly.
     
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    Never given as an adult, but I've seen a few here and there. I know, boring.
     
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    Given, yes. :facepalm:
     
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    A few weeks ago the wife and I were sitting around our bar at the house having some drinks and somehow the topic of hickeys as teenagers came up. Eventually the talk came around to how I had never given her one (or anyone else in probably 30 years for that matter) so she told me to try to give her one in a place that wouldn't be exposed. Tried on her tit near a nipple, on her ass, and really close to her pussy. NONE of them worked. And I was sucking so hard it was hurting my mouth.

    She thought it probably would work on the thinner skin of her neck, but obviously we weren't doing it there.
     
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    Man, I WISH I had skin like your wife's then. Like I said, I "hard" kiss leaves a mark on me. :oops:
     
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    I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact that you're willing to apply pressure until you hurt yourself, or that your wife tolerates that kind of pressure on her goodies.
     
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