Ever get your colon cleansed?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, May 27, 2013.

  1. Swayze

    Swayze Guest

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    I'm seriously thinking of going downtown and getting my colon blasted with water.

    What do I need to know srs?


    -S
     
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I did the herbal pill cleanse. A goldfish skeleton, 3/8" socket, and lego piece came out.
     
  3. Swayze

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    Wow

    I think my colon is wonky cause my turds don't look right
     
  4. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    2 colonoscopies, so not quite cleansed. Didn`t feel a thing thanks to the meds.Plus all the gay sex I have had too.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Go to gnc and get the herbal three week program. After a week it'll clean out all the bad stuff.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I wondered where that went. :mad:
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    :jj:
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    [video=youtube;B52L95xRYFs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B52L95xRYFs[/video]
     
  9. crazypreacher

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    Little Herkaleez, Little Herkaleez!
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I never have - but I've heard that I'm supposed to by the time I hit 40.

    I think the doctor should be obliged to take me out on a date first. :fil:
     
  11. Teeney

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    take a laxative tea at night and then in the morning on an empty stomach drink four cups of water mixed with two teaspoon no iodized sea salt (do not use table salt) wait an hour of so you will be cleansed stay near a bathroom.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Colonics also work but not as well as the sea salt method. Have done them both
     
  13. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    drink a cup of dill pickle juice. don't do it in the morning cos you have to go squirt alotz.
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    That sounds like high blood pressure city.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    High ass psi as well.
     
  16. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    dude, it's one time. chill out suzy.
     
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    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    That never gets old
     
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    It's penelope, george.
     
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    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    hahhahahaha!
     
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    every 5 years, right before the colonoscopy. its no fun.