Ever had a long strand of hair stuck in your butt, not knowing how it got there?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    Pulling it out is one of the bestest feelings ever :hat:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Are you ever not a gigantic faggot
     
  3. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    How about....no
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    go stick another hairbrush up your ass
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Holy hell. I just dealt with that last night :jj:
     
  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    just some afro hairs
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    only dingleberries
     
  8. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    After a shampoo I get a few long blonde hairs with little black roots stuck in my crack.

    It's means I'm going bald, I'm sure.
     
  9. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :cheer: TEWZ!!! :cheer:

    Is it really you!?!?

    :hug:
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    goddamn this faggot sucks
     
  11. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    Ayo Keys... sexy mama! You're hair is getting so long and luxurious!
     
  12. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i've never heard of such a thing
     
  13. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker VIP

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    :)
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Long enough to be stuck in my ass crack! :c
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Fuck no. :weird:
     
  16. ralphberries

    ralphberries Well-Known Member

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    How are those bitch tits coming along Gary.
     
  17. Habit Forming

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    Booty Hair Fairies