Ever had a Sweet Shit-steen party?

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  1. TheWonk

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    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...eet-16-party-bombarded-poop-article-1.2230461


    Talk about a party pooper.

    A Pennsylvania teen's "Sweet 16" celebration was ruined after guests were showered in feces believed to have been dumped from an airplane high in the sky.

    Jacinda Cambray and her 40 guests were in her Levittown home's backyard on Sunday when the bizarre brown rain suddenly dropped down, FOX 29 reported.

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    Feces is splattered on top of a canopy after it fell from the sky Sunday and ruined a Sweet 16 party for Jacinda, of Levittown, Pa. It turned out that five airplanes were flying overhead at the time, so the waste may have come from one of them.

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    Feces is splattered on wicker furniture and party balloons after it fell from the sky and ruined a Sweet 16 party.

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    Joe Cambray cleans up his backyard with a hose after feces fell from the sky and ruined a Sweet 16 party for his stepdaughter, Jacinda.

    "Out of nowhere, from the sky, comes a bunch of feces," stepfather Joe Cambray said.

    "It looked like, if a hundred birds flew over and went to the bathroom simultaneously, that’s what it would look like," he told FOX 6.

    Luckily, the cake had already been eaten and the majority of the waste landed on a canopy put up in case it rained.

    It's unclear exactly where the deluge of dung came from.

    But Cambray's sister, Kristie Rogy, suspected it had been disposed of from an airplane flying thousands of feet above the birthday bash.

    All aircraft are required, by law, to dump waste at an airport.

    The family has filed a complaint with the Federal Aviation Administration, which is now investigating the incident.
     
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    Shit thread. Negged. ^^^^^^
     
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    well,shit
     
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    "I shit on my fans' parties."
     
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    All of a sudden, feces!
     
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    :haha:
     
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    I shit! No one else!
     
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    Well, it couldn't have been Beth.
     
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    I've been to levittown... Flying feces is not out of the norm. It's a glorified trailer park.
     
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    Planes don't dump their bathrooms.
    Unless there was some sort of hatch failure. Even then it wouldn't be shit. It would be blue frozen liquid
     
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    I blame Obama.
     
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    Maybe god just hates that Pennsylvania went Red.
     
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    Guess the race