Ever had sex at work?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RenchFries, Jun 9, 2015.

  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    One of my friends lost a pretty cool gig because of it. He hosted the open mic jam night in some big bar in town, and he was fucking one of the waitresses in the storage room during the break when the owner walked in on them :jj:

    She is insanely hot (one of the tightest bodies I've ever seen on a chick), so I guess it's cool in a way.

    Personally never done it, and still a fantasy of mine.
     
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  2. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i fucke in my office when i was a fulltime cpa and have fucked in two of my three stores offices

    i always like to "break" my business' in when i can
     
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  3. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    You mean sex with another person?
     
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  4. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    In 1990 or so, was workking night shift, just married. My wife picked me up from work i was the only one there and we fucked in a shower room. Havent fucked at work since...blew an opportunity to do so in 2003 because im a huge faggot. :facepalm:
     
  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Yes
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    When I was in the Navy I fucked a chick on the floor of a darkroom. Since then I've only "christened" one of my desks.
     
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    I used to do it all the time in the autobody shop.

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  9. Gomez

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    in a small office bldg on Coral Way in Miami to be exact :grad:
     
  10. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    I have group sex every October in the boardroom.
    I get fucked out of a raise like there's no tomorrow.
     
  11. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Yeah, I was a waiter at a hotel restaurant and fucked a few waitresses. Sometimes in the walk-in, sometimes in the restroom, sometimes in a room.
     
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  12. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! DawgShed News Gold

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    Naked Xeroxes of 2 azzez going at it, or it didn't happen!!!

    :hilarious:
     
  13. walterHwhite

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    @Schmoopy has fucked tons or Orecks in his one eyed Jew papas store
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    I did in high school many years ago.
    Played some serious grab ass a few years ago in the break room in the middle of the day.
     
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    I'm sure at some point your friend will fuck you in the storage room. :console:
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Fucked the owners daughter in his ( now defunct) pizza shop, hard to get traction on the prep table when there's flour and corn meal dusted all over the place.
    @garypagetwo beat your pimple dick to this story.
     
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    yes
     
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    That's kind of racist for the Navy to call it a darkroom.

    Was it your room?

    No respect. :no:
     
  19. Danas Boyfrien

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    It was kind of close, squid. :smile: