Ever have a hemorrhoid?

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  1. Ridic

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    What does it feel like?
     
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    it hurts and bleeds
     
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    What is the pain like? A little blood on the TP bleeding or crimson toilet water bleeding?
     
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    sharp needle like pain. blood on the TP and sometimes the bowl when you poop
     
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    Once, from holding my poop while jogging...Don't ever do that

    What sucks about it, is you can't clean properly because of soreness....so it's can kinda snowball if you lose control
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    i know a slop cook whose a pain in the ass :coffee:
     
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    It can be both, depending on its size. If there's nothing protruding outsize your rectum, stick a finger in your ass in the shower and feel around for something pea-like.


    Seriously.
     
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    Hmmmmmm
     
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    Once. Painful and embarrassing
     
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    Hmm. Sometimes after a BM I get a sharp throbbing pain in my rectum that subsides after about 5 minutes and occasionally I will have small bright red blood spots on my TP when wiping.

    Not all the time for either issue. Maybe once or twice a month.
     
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    I was gonna put a chin berry on one, but I'm not image searching hemorrhoids.:jj:
     
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    I get that too. That's normal. :rolleye:
     
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