WTF EVER HAVE A PINA COLADA SONG MOMENT?

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  1. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Years ago before the popularity of online / internet romance and forums there were party phone lines and dating phone services. Some of them were pure shams, 900 #'s looking to max your credit card. Planted ladies acting like they were interested in you. Phone sex if you were into that. Straight up hookers and the such.

    There was a couple of legit services where you could make a brief 60 second or less profile that had filters for age, sex, what you are looking for, etc. People could browse and listen to your profile then send you a message if interested. Once connected if you had any kind of game or rap you could get a date or hook up. I had a few fun dates and some action from the phone connections, (Live Links).

    My Pina Colada Song moment happened several years ago when I connected with a young lady on the phone service. Small talk quickly advanced to planning on meeting and possibly going out for dinner / dancing. Then the bomb dropped. She told me where she worked. She actually worked in the same department at the same company as me. I immediately recognized the voice and started planning my exit strategy. Told her something came up and I had to go. Mind you this woman was not attractive to me at all and to top it off she is the only adult I have known that has shit on herself. Yes I said that. She had some issues one day in the restroom at the office and came out with shit smeared on her pantsuit. People still talk about it years later.

    Anyone here ever have a Pina Colada Song moment? I'm not talking just sex, hookups and dating. Have you ever communicated anonymously only to find out it's someone you know, friend , coworker or god forbid a close relative?

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    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    I never listened to that song long enough to know what it was about
     
  3. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Couldn't escape that song when it came out. Huge hit.
     
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    That sounded like way more trouble than it was worth.. Id just beat off and call it a day
     
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    "Too much colada!"

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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I wish I had a good story for this....I've never even chatted on line until this site...
    That said you never forget the first person that shits on themselves in your presence...David Ortiz, 2nd Grade.....
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Quiet! :mad: That was altitude sickness!
     
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  8. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    You went to elementary school with Big Papi?
     
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  9. Bristol Chicken

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    How was he at stick ball back then?

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