Ever have a threesome, and not know what to do?

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  1. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    I did. The GF's friend was over two weeks ago when we were drinking, and she started talking about it. I piped up and said that she was the smartest broad in the world. Much to my surprise, the GF became just as smart as her! It was awkward for me, because I only have one dick, but I did enjoy them making out, fingering each other and licking each other. I did get to grab another broad's tits, though. I also got to feel her down below. Advice is needed as I have no idea what to do. I'm crazy in bed, but this is all new to me.
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Yes. But I always sucked at math.
     
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  4. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Yes sir. I think I knew what to do. :D
     
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  5. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    No, but I feel like this thread has been done at least 3 times.:)
     
  6. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Yeah, advice is needed. It's like when my therapist asked if I had a drinking problem. Sure, two hands and one mouth! Now, I have two broads and one dick. I have never watched any threesome porn. Never cared about it, until now.
     
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  7. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Probably, but I never saw them. I also feel that you have been done 3 times... in the last 2 hours! If not, you should have been:)
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You, Silent Frog and who else?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    your mom
     
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    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You're into 80 year old ladies?o_O
     
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    Yes, and they're not like the movies.
     
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    dont over think it
     
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    yes
     
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    I did a half once.:dontknow:
     
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    yes they are much better... unless its 2 dudes ... then the chick is only there for denial reasons
     
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    Ewww!
     
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    Damn... I just laughed out loud. Funny shit.
     
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    she seemed to enjoy it
     
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  20. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    I feel like a Musso. Not intended.