Ever have a threesome?

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  1. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me

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    I've had a few. The first time was on my 24th birthday. My GF at the time asked me what I wanted, and I told her another girl, half joking. Next thing I knew we went to a pool hall for a drink and out of nowhere this hot brunette walked up to us (my gf had arranged it beforehand).
    Holy shit, this girl had a great body, nice face, and long brown hair down to her amazing ass. We shot a few games of pool which was a great opportunity to check each other out, had some drinks. We started talking about sex and what we wanted to do. we walked back to my apartment after we were nice and buzzed, and I agreed to leave the girls alone for half hour or so before joining in. When I entered the room they were going at it and I was hard as a rock. They took turns sucking my dick and after I took turns fucking them from behind. I finished on both their faces. amazing night.

    Another time I was still with the same gf, we arranged to meet a girl who was staying in a tent at a campsite close to an airport (she was going skydiving the next day)
    She was a really good looking blond girl, big, real d-cups, and a nice round ass. I couldn't believe my luck, because talking on the phone from a chat site, you never know. she asked us to go at it to start, while she watched. While I was fucking my gf, she asked if my gf wanted to share that cock. my gf whispered in my ear that she wanted to watch me fuck the shit out of the girl. so I obliged. I pounded her hard while the gf kissed her and sucked her tits. I came so fucking hard, I blew my load at least 5 feet. That was 16 years ago, I was 25 and the last one I had. both are still a good source for jerking off.

    share yours...
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    Two chicks in a 24 hour period is as close as Ive ever gotten.:(
     
  3. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me

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    thats still pretty decent.
     
  4. Bentknee

    Bentknee Well-Known Member

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    right hand and left and at the same time
     
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  5. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me

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    winner.
     
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    Bryce 2018 KOTY, The Bar Gold

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    ...have you been watching me? o_O
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP

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    Woke up in Seoul Korea with a prostitute back in the 60's and she had invited some of her friends in to check out my huge dick. Closest I ever came.
     
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    had two bi-girls at once who hadnt had a dick in a long time, so I helped them out. It was a fun night! we went to Del Fresco's in NYC then to Ricks then back to the hotel. It was probably one of the best nights of my life.....except for the fact that I banged them both for a long time ....between the 2 probably about an hour, I had drank so much that I wasnt able to cum.....I was rock hard the whole time but no matter what I did, I couldnt cum lol. They made it up for me in the morning though =), well one of them did.
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    same here,g/f and ex g/f
    and 3 some once.
     
  10. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me

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    *waiting for Whifesawhore and lasertilt's stories*
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    2 friends in a hotel room.

    Not together tho, one on 1 bed while another pretended to sleep and then the friend while the other pretend to sleep.
     
  12. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me

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    nice
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Nope
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Did 3 diff girls in the same night...but not together
     
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    one time i was in the same room as two girls :shucks:
     
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  16. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    I generally think about a hot chick when I bang my fat girlfriend. Does that count?
     
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    GLguygardner Chickenshit heel

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    Yup. During my nightclub years.
     
  18. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me

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    Isn't everyone over 5 inches 'huge' in Korea?
     
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    GLguygardner Chickenshit heel

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    Hard as a rock and nothing comes out...the worst:oops:
     
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    Same situation