Ever have chlamydia?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Omg it sucks. It's like passing razor blades. And the puss... It sticks to your underwear.
     
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    Did you get it from the wife? Is she cucking you?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It was a question
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This was a few years ago. Got it twice in 6 months
     
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    Is that one of the diseases that the female doesn't even realize she has but the guy gets all the nasty symptoms?
     
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    From Mlaw?
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Dude, you must have been fucking everything that walks.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    wtf
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    No, that's how he got mad cow disease.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    did Cheri give you the wart?
     
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    No wonder your wife won't fuck you in the woods.
     
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    People with weaponized nads.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I was
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I remember the first time I got it i was recently separated and still wearing my wedding ring. The looks I got from the nurses were pure evil :jj:
     
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    answer, give us details wtf it is, how long after fucking did you notice? what did you notice? does the female know she has it? what was the treatment? any lasting effects?
     
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    This never happened
     
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    I got burnt once, but it was only gonorrhea.