Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MilkyDischarge, Jul 10, 2015.
i was looking at a neighbor's in their backyard. Would be dangerous as fuck but incredible.
start on the swingset, amateur
Yes! It wasn't as incredible as it seems it would be.
No, cuz I don't have one.
But, does a hammock count? Cuz, that's pretty fun, too.
No, but I did have sex with a duck.
Trust me, it's not all what it's quacked up to be.
Trampoline sounds like something an Italian would call a loose woman.
Dangerous because it's your neighbors or dangerous because its a trampoline?
A massive trampoline or small one? Was it hard to "stay connected?"
dangerous cause something small off as we descend from 4' bounces!
That is a possible liability exposure
It was an 18 footer, if I recall correctly. The trampoline, I mean. Staying connected wasn't a problem, and the sex wasn't bad, but it just wasn't the red hot experience we were both expecting it to be. It was just like doing it in a bed, but with a bit more bouncing, just a tiny bit though, nothing awe inspiring.
What did your neighbor think about it?
No. Can't even imagine.
The guy I did it with was my neighbor, and a kid I went to high school with and dated briefly. We did it on my trampoline at night.
The nice thing about an 18 footer is that the neighbors could go along for the ride.