Ever have sex on a trampoline?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    i was looking at a neighbor's in their backyard. Would be dangerous as fuck but incredible.
     
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    start on the swingset, amateur
     
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    Yes! It wasn't as incredible as it seems it would be.
     
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    No, cuz I don't have one. :oops:

    But, does a hammock count? Cuz, that's pretty fun, too. ;)
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    No, but I did have sex with a duck.

    Trust me, it's not all what it's quacked up to be.
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Trampoline sounds like something an Italian would call a loose woman.
     
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    Dangerous because it's your neighbors or dangerous because its a trampoline?
     
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    :spit:

    :haha: :cwl: :hilarious:
     
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    Puttana!
     
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    You rang?


    :c
     
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    A massive trampoline or small one? Was it hard to "stay connected?"
     
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    dangerous cause something small off as we descend from 4' bounces!
     
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    That is a possible liability exposure:grad:
     
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    It was an 18 footer, if I recall correctly. The trampoline, I mean. Staying connected wasn't a problem, and the sex wasn't bad, but it just wasn't the red hot experience we were both expecting it to be. It was just like doing it in a bed, but with a bit more bouncing, just a tiny bit though, nothing awe inspiring.
     
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    What did your neighbor think about it?
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    No. Can't even imagine. :snicker:
     
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    The guy I did it with was my neighbor, and a kid I went to high school with and dated briefly. We did it on my trampoline at night.
     
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    The nice thing about an 18 footer is that the neighbors could go along for the ride.
     
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    Heheheheehe.
     
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