Ever impress a girl with your farting abilities?

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  1. Gomez

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  2. boxers

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    This girl I knew in jr high lit her fart and her panties trapped the flame and burned her butthole. She cried a little bit
     
  3. crazypreacher

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    It's my go to move.
     
  4. sarnie

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    gwarn would appreciate this thread
     
  5. Gomez

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    panty dropper
     
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    Yup. And I blow snot rockets.
     
  7. LonghornJ

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    I thought it would be a fart....

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  8. Gomez

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    that's a diabolical shart
     
  9. Rod-Stroker

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    She thought the whole pull my finger thing was koo
     
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    Longhorn wins.
     
  11. Billy Brown

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    Always fart on the first date and comment on your fart.
    If she comes back for a second date she is a keeper.

    If she lets one loose too, ask her to marry you.