ever jack off instead of saving your load for your wife / GF?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    My GF can tell when I've jerked off like within 12 hours prior, cuz it's just not as volumnous. :dontknow: By the same token, I can tell when she's faking.
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Yer GF can tell when Ive jerked off too...
     
  3. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    wives would prefer a lighter load is my opinion
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    whose load is your ex taking these days?
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    My ex..?
     
  6. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    yeah, the one cried about on SFN years ago
     
  7. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Women are lucky in this manner. :yes:
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    We've been tahgether since 2011...






    :jj:






    You should prolly post that one pic
     
  10. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    meh .. whatever
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :console:





    It's just a message board.
     
  12. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Never had a wife/gf that inspected my load that closely.

    Does the gf give you grief and try to make you feel guilty about jacking it?

    "oh so I see you jacked off today. Who were you think about? Where you watching tranny porn again"?
     
  13. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I dont understand why women get upset when they find their man looking at porn or dirty mags.
    I say let me see them too.
     
  14. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    because porn is the gateway to infidelity
    didn't you watch Oprah?
     
  15. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    no but i watch porn. :dontknow:
     
  16. Dick Gozinya

    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    Schmoopy would never stand for that.
     
  17. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I think it is selfish and mean when men do that.

    Damn cum-hoarding bastards.
     
  19. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    My cum towel won't talk to me if I cum in a sock.
     
  20. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I'll mail you the next load I work up. Beentown Canader right?