ever make the hook-up on tinder?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    signed up for tinder this week and I've been swipin' like a muthafuka
     
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    It's the worst. Dump it.
     
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    Works for me. Gotta be aggressive.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    I've banged a handful of chicks from there. It sucks now, though. Most of the cunts on there are looking for validation rather than dick.
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Don't need it. No woman can resist my Blizzard of Ozz elbow tee.
     
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    I get 3 people to pick from and then I get the "There's no one new around you" message.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    The app is a piece of shit. If you play around with the distance you can get more picks. It's fucking stupid. At 30 miles it says there's no one new, but if you change it to 25 miles you'll get a few new ones. :facepalm:
     
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    Just went there. Got 1 swipe and goodbye.
     
  9. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Tinder is all females looking for serious relationships now. I saw "no hookups" one too many times and deleted the app.
     
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    I'm deleting the app because I don't see anything. :jj:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    "No hookups" is code for "reformed cum dumpster".
     
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    :taffer:
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Loodles montaner. Lol caribou.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Chicks who go on and on about how they won't tolerate something have had a shit ton of whatever it is in their past. If a chick tells you she doesn't put out on the first date make sure you bring rubbers. :grad:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    This statement doesn't apply to guys like @Gwarn1.
     
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    The more they talk about "no drama" the more drama will be involved.
     
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    I thought you were in a LTR.
     
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    gp2 is on grindr. does that help?
     
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    That's Alaska. But still funny. :taffer:
     
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    LTR?