Ever microwaved a cantaloupe then stuck your dick in it?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, May 29, 2012.

  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    some say it feels good

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  2. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    the seeds burn, scoop em out before or else
     
  3. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    Liked to have seen this Google search.
     
  4. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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  5. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Recently?
     
  6. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    or cut a hole in it and go in deep

    no google search, sir. I heard about it elsewhere.

    if try, give us a report
     
  7. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Ya'll are fucked up
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    you ate it afterward, didn't you?
     
  9. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Omg, my favorite men on here are weird!! Never recovering
     
  10. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    i find the honeydew a sexier melon
     
  11. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    [video=youtube;YcL0Yn3LKWc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcL0Yn3LKWc[/video]
     
  12. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    hollowed out banana peel FTW :coffee:
     
  13. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    :facepalm:

    There's no words to describe the oddness in this thread..
     
  14. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    cant say i have
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    No but id like to hear a review
     
  17. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    No no no. You eat that shit with a little bit of salt.
     
  18. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    pro tip: you can draw a face on a honeydew melon with marker :grad:
     
  19. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    This one degenerate from my Army days would warm up a watermelon in the oven and have a field day. That was over 19 years ago and I forgot all about it until I saw the title of this thread.
     
  20. Gomez

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    did he at least share with the rest of the platoon?

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