WTF Ever pull a long hair out of your ass?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    The feeling is weird but cool, isn't it?
     
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    Rod-Stroker FUCK YOU, CANCER Gold

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    All damn day long
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :beer:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Sometimes, when I'm walking Swifty, he takes a shit that just wont pinch off, so I have to step in and 'help out' by grabbing the turd with the bag, and I usually end up pulling a hair out of his ass.

    Swifty really doesn't seem to like it too much.
     
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    This probably happened. :facepalm:
     
  6. Beth143nacho

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    Time for a new dog.
     
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    You pick hair out of your dogs shit? :jj:
     
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    Op is confusing hairs with dicks again
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    No. Hair
     
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    Great thread idea. Will read again
     
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    I'm assuming it's my wifes hair
     
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    I save all my asshole hairs in a jar.
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    You assume. But the laws of statistics tell us it could be:

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    Dave doesn't realize that Swifty is rubbing his asshole all over Dave's head when he is asleep.

    Dave is pulling his own hair out of his dogs asshole!!!

    That's fucked up.
     
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    Next time, pick him up and give him a squeeze like a toothpaste tube.
    That should solve the problem.
     
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    Yours or someone else's?
     
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    It's one of my hairs that Swifty is shitting out. Somehow he eats my hairs. :dontknow:
     
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    "Pulling a long hair out of your ass... or even a long string of beads isn't gay, Robin. It's something all straight men do and enjoy."
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    How's your brother doing, btw?
     
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    This was already discussed in the thread about Liza Minelli's ex-husband's death:

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