Ever run into a chick who insists on being referred to as a woman instead of a girl?

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Crazy, huh?
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm a woman, way past being a girl. I just feel happy if you don't call me an old lady.
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I'm not a miss, I'm a man, I have balls, I'm Kowean.
     
  4. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    A chick I consider withing my dating range is a girl. A woman is a chick I wouldn't fuck because she's too old. :dontknow:
     
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    Sounds like a stupid cunt who takes herself too seriously.
     
  6. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    @Babs
     
  7. Babs

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    I'm sensing a language barrier.
     
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    The "girls" are titties.
     
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    :wtf: :ral:
     
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  10. RH Goatcabin

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    Good afternoon. :hat: Assume the position.

    :madsex:
     
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  11. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Please select and confirm.

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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    2 first then 1. Confirmed!!! :derp:
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Tattoos on the leg are not attractive in the least. What is the deal?
     
  14. Neesie

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    The first time a little kid called me ma'am, it really stung :nocheer:
     
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    You sure those are'nt vericose veins? :hhh:
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    It hides the cheesey looking cellulite. :up:
     
  17. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Every time a young waitress or female bartender calls me sir I instantly take a chunk off of the tip. I'm not saying you have to pretend you wanna blow me behind the dumpster or anything, but the whole, "I just want to establish right up front that you're way to old for me and you are probably more suited to bang my mom " thing can't be good for their tip jar.
     
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  18. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Tattoos on anything aren't attractive in the least. But unless you're gonna start banging 14yo chicks you kinda have to get over that.
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Let me adjust my spectacles.
     
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    one of my friends at work, we go to lunch and she window-shops in the mall. If the store staff comes up to me instead of her, i refer to her as my granddaughter (she is 40). now she loves to go mall shopping with me.