Ever run into a chick who insists on being referred to as a woman instead of a girl?

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    Crazy, huh?
     
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    I'm a woman, way past being a girl. I just feel happy if you don't call me an old lady.
     
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    I'm not a miss, I'm a man, I have balls, I'm Kowean.
     
  4. NipplesAndToes23

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    A chick I consider withing my dating range is a girl. A woman is a chick I wouldn't fuck because she's too old. :dontknow:
     
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    Sounds like a stupid cunt who takes herself too seriously.
     
  6. NipplesAndToes23

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    @Babs
     
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    I'm sensing a language barrier.
     
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    The "girls" are titties.
     
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    :wtf: :ral:
     
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  10. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Good afternoon. :hat: Assume the position.

    :madsex:
     
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  11. NipplesAndToes23

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    Please select and confirm.

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    2 first then 1. Confirmed!!! :derp:
     
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    bill Just look at these hashmarks 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Tattoos on the leg are not attractive in the least. What is the deal?
     
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    The first time a little kid called me ma'am, it really stung :nocheer:
     
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    You sure those are'nt vericose veins? :hhh:
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    It hides the cheesey looking cellulite. :up:
     
  17. NipplesAndToes23

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    Every time a young waitress or female bartender calls me sir I instantly take a chunk off of the tip. I'm not saying you have to pretend you wanna blow me behind the dumpster or anything, but the whole, "I just want to establish right up front that you're way to old for me and you are probably more suited to bang my mom " thing can't be good for their tip jar.
     
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  18. NipplesAndToes23

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    Tattoos on anything aren't attractive in the least. But unless you're gonna start banging 14yo chicks you kinda have to get over that.
     
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    bill Just look at these hashmarks 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Let me adjust my spectacles.
     
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    one of my friends at work, we go to lunch and she window-shops in the mall. If the store staff comes up to me instead of her, i refer to her as my granddaughter (she is 40). now she loves to go mall shopping with me.