Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Diogenes1, Sep 10, 2013.
I gave my phone number the the anesthesiologist while he was giving me an epidural. My husband thought it was funny
I told my doctor that took out my wisdom teef to yank them the fuck outta there when I woke up during the procedure. He was knuckle deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep....Mmmmmmmmmmm and apparently I also told him how good my GF sucked cock
"I should start juicing"
I woke up and said wheres the cat that shit in my mouth not realizing a nurse was sitting next to me waiting for me to wake up
lol for real?
"Roast beef on rye with mustard"
did yr GF concur with this revelation?
I woke up and said to the nurse..."Whoa you're pretty"
LOL, true story
I've done that too . . . called her an "angel."
I had a colonoscopy a few months ago. When I woke up I asked the Dr. if my ass was cleaned out enough for him to get a good look around.
i do it without anesthesia
"Mutt, I'll give you a million dollars for your killer website".
I've only been put under once and I was acting totally normal afterwards. I guess I have a high tolerance for drugs. It was actually very disappointing.
Then again....if I have a high tolerance for drugs, how did they put me under in the 1st place?
that's the only way Michael Jackson could get to sleep