Ever say anything stupid when you came out of anesthesia?

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  1. Diogenes1

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    [video=youtube_share;IqebEymqFS8]http://youtu.be/IqebEymqFS8[/video]
     
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    Nope :coffee:
     
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  3. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I gave my phone number the the anesthesiologist while he was giving me an epidural. My husband thought it was funny
     
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  4. DrSublux

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    I told my doctor that took out my wisdom teef to yank them the fuck outta there when I woke up during the procedure. He was knuckle deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep....Mmmmmmmmmmm and apparently I also told him how good my GF sucked cock:dontknow::facepalm:
     
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  5. DrivenByDemons

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    Yea

    "I should start juicing"
     
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  6. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    Bosco.
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    I woke up and said wheres the cat that shit in my mouth not realizing a nurse was sitting next to me waiting for me to wake up
     
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  8. Diogenes1

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    lol for real?
     
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    yes:facepalm:
     
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    "Roast beef on rye with mustard"
     
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    did yr GF concur with this revelation?
     
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    I woke up and said to the nurse..."Whoa you're pretty" :facepalm:

    LOL, true story
     
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  13. Diogenes1

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    I've done that too . . . called her an "angel."
     
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    I had a colonoscopy a few months ago. When I woke up I asked the Dr. if my ass was cleaned out enough for him to get a good look around.
     
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    :gross:
     
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    i do it without anesthesia
     
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    "Mutt, I'll give you a million dollars for your killer website".
     
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  18. Schmoopy

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    I've only been put under once and I was acting totally normal afterwards. I guess I have a high tolerance for drugs. It was actually very disappointing.
     
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    Then again....if I have a high tolerance for drugs, how did they put me under in the 1st place? :explode:
     
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    that's the only way Michael Jackson could get to sleep
     
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