Ever see your parents naked and/or fucking? :facepalm:

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I heard my parents fucking a few times when I was a wee lad and remember seeing my mom's banana tits once when she was bent over cutting my hair. :facepalm:

    My worst, scarring memory was walking in on them once when I was about six. We were at the house of friends of theirs that had daughters about the age of my brother and I. We were playing and my brother pushed me down the stairs (or something) and I ran to where my parents were in the livingroom like a little bitch. We had been told to stay upstairs so what I witnessed next serves me right. My dad was sitting on the floor by a coffee table with no shirt on (at least) and the female friend was sitting on his lap wearing only a bra and granny panties. She had nice cans. The other dude was sitting on a chair (I don't remember his state of undress) and my mom was next to him with her bra off and I believe I saw vintage '70's bush peering from under the bloomers.

    I wish I had been beaten harder for interrupting......hard enough that I woulda forgot. :jj:
     
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    Lenny's mom has banana tits.

    pwned
     
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    No but I tongue kiss grandma all the time

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    :wtf:


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    I used to hear my mom and her boyfriend fucking all the time. Her sex moans sounded just like Patty/Selma. Swear to fucking god.
     
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    One time I thought my mother was crying so I walked in the door only to see my dad with his head between her legs. I wondered why he was biting her.
     
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    are you saying there was wife swapping going on?
     
  8. Gomez

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    never seen by folks do anything
    pretty sure the only time they had sex was to conceive us four children
     
  9. Partyxanimal

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    Swinging around :jerk:
     
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    my parents could barely tolerate being in the same room with each other in public, let alone "behind closed doors"
     
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    Your parents were swingers!
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I'm not saying anything......I didn't see any actual insertion! :facepalm:
     
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    I heard grunting and bed squeaking sometimes.
     
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    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    You know they had times when you weren't paying attention :hump:
     
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    Once they thought I was doing chores and I came home to get a jacket and I heard some rhythmic slapping coming from their room.
     
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    No thank goodness and my mother moved into my bedroom as soon as I left home so I'm guessing they weren't too hot for each other for many years.
     
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    People don't wanna know how freaky their parent were , But lets be honest. We know how it can be crazy with other couples. And they had the same weird shit happen back in the day.
     
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    Nope
     
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    sorry lemmy, usually enjoy your stories but not reading, its just gross