Ever stay at a "romantic couples suite" (sex lodge)?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    in the Chicago suburbs there's a place called the Sybaris with a half dozen bungalow private pool suites. Ever stayed at one? I'd be afraid of catching the clap going down the slide, but it would be fun if fully sanitized. I sometimes drive by one in a nice suburb and occasionally catch the poor housekeepers carrying out the fluid-soaked laundry.
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    goldtopper For Real VIP Gold

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    No.
    They were bigoted and intolerant of my goat.
     
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    aerostern Well-Known Member Banned User

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    After I got married in 1990 we stayed at Caesars in the poconos it had a huge champagne glass tub I definitely dropped a few loads in there. The place stunk of chlorine I'm sure no organisms could have survived...
     
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    Yuck.
     
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    My wife and I stayed at a bed and breakfast once where our room had its own sauna. After about 2 minutes of boning in there I was sweating like Kunta Kenta. Also had a hot tub in the bedroom. A good time was had by all. And no different than staying in a regular hotel and thinking about the disgusting, depraved shit that has happened there. It is funny to watch porn and think "hey, that looks like a familiar hotel room"
     
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    There were several places in the Poconos like this - some seeder than others. My wife and I would go to a few of them for a quick getaway. Always made sure the tubs were empty and smelled of chlorine.

    The sad part was some of the couples we met at dinner, etc were there on a hillbilly honeymoon.
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Hope is not lost.
    There are exclusive locales throughout the world with amenities and service on par with the Four Seasons that will cater to you and your significant other.
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    :secret:That's not chlorine.

    http://www.newsweek.com/its-pee-not-just-chlorine-irritates-eyes-pool-346766

    I would imagine semen and other fluids would have the same effect.
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    We stayed at the "Land of Love" in the Poconos!

    The suite was outdated but still really cool...we had a heart shaped bed with "stars" that lit up on the ceiling.

    Champagne glass jacuzzi. ...a steam shower....a sauna. ..a fireplace....and our very own heart shaped pool!#

    I would love something like that in my own home!!!

    And yeah. ..we humped like teenagers!!!
     
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    No vomit.
     
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    ...they had one of these places in tahoe way back until people found out there were cameras in the rooms. this was long before hitech cameras we have now.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I spent a night at "The Syphilis" like 15 years ago in a suite just like that one. It was incredibly fun, though we were drunk enough to get past the gross factor. If you're careful to avoid the bedspread and only touch the sheets it'll help your mindset.
     
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    I hate hot tubs because, well, they are too hot.

    Now if they had slightly tepid tubs, I'm in.
     
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    Me too! First wife and I went there. Was a blast. Pennsylvania liquor laws are terrible.
     
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    I've never stayed the night in one, but we have rented them out for parties on occasion.
     
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    By the way, how fucking hot are thick women?

    OMG, love it so much

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    Never a joint that extravagant, but I used to hit The Loop quite often w/ my ex. http://loopinn.com/ (Warning: Auto Play music)

    Many good times there. Spent lots of seed and gave her many orgasms. The 2 free in room porn channels sucked, but one time we got the Champagne Glass suit and I brought a couple DVDs to watch on the big screen in the room. First time I ever seen cunt on a 60" screen.
     
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    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Never stayed at a hotel. There was this place in arcata, ca where I went to college that would rent hot tubs by the hour. Looking back, it's quite skeevy, but at the time, a lot of fun was had. Many a load was blown.
    http://cafemokkaarcata.com/tubs/tubs.html