Ever talked like Yoda to your wife/gf/lover in bed???

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  1. Henry Gale

    Henry Gale New Member

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    I once waited till my wife was just starting to come in the doggystyle position and I said:

    "mmmmmmm yes, coming your are."

    in my best Yoda voice. At first I thought she was going to piss on me laughing, then she was kind of mad because she lost her orgasm.
     
  2. jackie the jerk

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    My cock gets enough LOLs
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    ballpustule New Member Banned User

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    Yeah, that's not funny. At all.
     
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    :spit: :bigthink
     
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    Shit, it's saturday night and I get this message. I was drunk last night and on a rep spree :mad:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    :cnice
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    i would of been laughing pretty hard as well.. and a bit annoyed if it kept me from having the orgasm..
     
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    all the time
     
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    ballpustule New Member Banned User

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    I would have said: Comedian, you are not
     
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    Cumming I did not :nocheer:
     
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    Pleasure, Orgasms Pfft you know not these things.

    The Orgasm is all around you, in the Neck, The Ear, and even the Clit.

    You must FEEL the orgasm around you
     
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    try that I must
     
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    Ha. I just watched Empire Strikes Back.
     
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    Yoda = Truth

    Just not needed to be repeated in bed
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    No, but one time when I was fucking your wife I said to her "I am your father" in Darth Vader's voice and she came so hard all over my cock.
     
  17. deidler

    deidler New Member

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    :lol:
    Not even "judge me by my size, do you?"
     
  18. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    No! Suck, or do not! There is no hand! :D
     
  19. Tigger Please

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    Did you show her your light sabre?