Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Jun 16, 2012.
or maybe got out of one cause your hot?
My sister swears that she starts crying and gets out of the ticket every time.
My wife used to work for a government agency that issued her a badge. She had nothing to do with being a cop or any type of enforcement but she stuck her license in the little wallet that had her badge. She got out of tickets 100% when the cop saw the badge.
The cops tell me to have a nice day as they hand me the ticket.
it's easy for you
Mike, have you ever had animal control called because a police officer assumed you were a walrus that had escaped from the zoo?
I've never gotten a ticket(that stuck) in 22 years of driving.
I had 2 tickets last year, but talked myself out of them in court.
Only once when my GF was in the car. I'm pretty sure she gave the cop a sad puppy face and pulled her shirt down to show off her assets.
That's not fair.
You're a girl.
I got a break once or twice, but I never really tried to talk my way out of anything. The few times I've been pulled over though, I'm all Yes Sir and No Sir (or Ma'am) . Even....no, especially, to the asshole cops. If a cop treats me respectfully, I always thank them for it even if they give me a ticket... There are some real macho-shit-head cops in Texas.
Every person I know that sold cars worked on Saturday, yet you have nothing but free time on supposedly the busiest car buying day of the week.
Not hating, strictly an observation.
I ain't gotta tell you nothin'.
Naz gets out of his tickets because when he raises his hand to swear to tell the truth, they all assume he brought them some delicious sausages.
^This exactly. If they are being friendly, I'll crack a joke or 2. I got out of one last summer by telling the cop I was on my way to my in laws and in NO hurry to get there. He got the joke and laughed. I got a warning.
I have never gotten a ticket. Boobs work everytime....you have them...didn't work for YOU?
No. my boobs have never gotten me out of a ticket
I flopped my junk on the seat once.
Turns out the cop wasn't gay.