Ever talked your way out of a ticket?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    or maybe got out of one cause your hot?
     
  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    bump
     
  3. Bye You!

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    Yep
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    deets?
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    My sister swears that she starts crying and gets out of the ticket every time.

    My wife used to work for a government agency that issued her a badge. She had nothing to do with being a cop or any type of enforcement but she stuck her license in the little wallet that had her badge. She got out of tickets 100% when the cop saw the badge.

    The cops tell me to have a nice day as they hand me the ticket.
     
  6. beatlejaws

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    it's easy for you
     
  7. FatKidSullivan

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    Mike, have you ever had animal control called because a police officer assumed you were a walrus that had escaped from the zoo?
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I've never gotten a ticket(that stuck) in 22 years of driving. ;)
     
  10. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    I had 2 tickets last year, but talked myself out of them in court. :cool:
     
  11. Billy Brown

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    Only once when my GF was in the car. I'm pretty sure she gave the cop a sad puppy face and pulled her shirt down to show off her assets.
     
  12. Billy Brown

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    That's not fair.
    You're a girl.
     
  13. HeinousMark

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    I got a break once or twice, but I never really tried to talk my way out of anything. The few times I've been pulled over though, I'm all Yes Sir and No Sir (or Ma'am) . Even....no, especially, to the asshole cops. If a cop treats me respectfully, I always thank them for it even if they give me a ticket... There are some real macho-shit-head cops in Texas.
     
  14. RobsDad

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    Every person I know that sold cars worked on Saturday, yet you have nothing but free time on supposedly the busiest car buying day of the week.

    Not hating, strictly an observation.
     
  15. Motoflou

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    I ain't gotta tell you nothin'.
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

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    Naz gets out of his tickets because when he raises his hand to swear to tell the truth, they all assume he brought them some delicious sausages. :buffet:
     
  17. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    ^This exactly. If they are being friendly, I'll crack a joke or 2. I got out of one last summer by telling the cop I was on my way to my in laws and in NO hurry to get there. He got the joke and laughed. I got a warning. :winner:
     
  18. wicked smaaaht

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    I have never gotten a ticket. Boobs work everytime....you have them...didn't work for YOU?
     
  19. HeinousMark

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    No. my boobs have never gotten me out of a ticket :bigthink
     
  20. Billy Brown

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    I flopped my junk on the seat once.
    Turns out the cop wasn't gay.