Ever talked your way out of a ticket?

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  1. baltimore mike

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    or maybe got out of one cause your hot?
     
  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    bump
     
  3. Bye You!

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    Yep
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    deets?
     
  5. gwartney

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    My sister swears that she starts crying and gets out of the ticket every time.

    My wife used to work for a government agency that issued her a badge. She had nothing to do with being a cop or any type of enforcement but she stuck her license in the little wallet that had her badge. She got out of tickets 100% when the cop saw the badge.

    The cops tell me to have a nice day as they hand me the ticket.
     
  6. beatlejaws

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    it's easy for you
     
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    Mike, have you ever had animal control called because a police officer assumed you were a walrus that had escaped from the zoo?
     
  8. baltimore mike

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    I've never gotten a ticket(that stuck) in 22 years of driving. ;)
     
  10. nazdrowie

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    I had 2 tickets last year, but talked myself out of them in court. :cool:
     
  11. Billy Brown

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    Only once when my GF was in the car. I'm pretty sure she gave the cop a sad puppy face and pulled her shirt down to show off her assets.
     
  12. Billy Brown

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    That's not fair.
    You're a girl.
     
  13. HeinousMark

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    I got a break once or twice, but I never really tried to talk my way out of anything. The few times I've been pulled over though, I'm all Yes Sir and No Sir (or Ma'am) . Even....no, especially, to the asshole cops. If a cop treats me respectfully, I always thank them for it even if they give me a ticket... There are some real macho-shit-head cops in Texas.
     
  14. RobsDad

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    Every person I know that sold cars worked on Saturday, yet you have nothing but free time on supposedly the busiest car buying day of the week.

    Not hating, strictly an observation.
     
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    I ain't gotta tell you nothin'.
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

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    Naz gets out of his tickets because when he raises his hand to swear to tell the truth, they all assume he brought them some delicious sausages. :buffet:
     
  17. Mr. Potato Head

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    ^This exactly. If they are being friendly, I'll crack a joke or 2. I got out of one last summer by telling the cop I was on my way to my in laws and in NO hurry to get there. He got the joke and laughed. I got a warning. :winner:
     
  18. wicked smaaaht

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    I have never gotten a ticket. Boobs work everytime....you have them...didn't work for YOU?
     
  19. HeinousMark

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    No. my boobs have never gotten me out of a ticket :bigthink
     
  20. Billy Brown

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    I flopped my junk on the seat once.
    Turns out the cop wasn't gay.