Ever wake up in the middle of the night to piss

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    And end up making a triple decker genoa salami, american cheese and buffalo chicken breast sammich and then eat it in bed?





    I have





    Chyea Chyea
     
  2. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Can't say I have but that's some serious sleep walking
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    shit was mad good :yes:
     
  4. newcastlefan

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    nah, because its too easy for me to lose control then.
     
  5. Shamrock12

    Shamrock12 Bouncy... Bouncy...

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    clutch funny story from foxwoods...

    went with some friends, and i had gone up to the room early alone... a middle aged dude hops into the elevator with me and we are alone. he asks me if i am going to my room alone and want company... because of you I totally knew he was a prostitute.... is that how it happened with yours????
     
  6. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Clutch buttfucked a man??? :omg:
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    nope, i went to backpage.com and ordered Chinese delivery, she literally said " ok 5 minute" like she was just down the hall.
     
  8. BleedingGums

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    Stupid fat fucking faggot

    Lulz @ fat boy :point:
     
  9. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    ur a fucking dope
     
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    Shamrock12 Bouncy... Bouncy...

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    ohhh wow!

    i still think mine was a prostitute
     
  11. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    7 words, shits a record
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

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    The Wegrist Clutch be gotsted yo! :yay:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    shoulda done it, you only live once
     
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    im not into the random hook ups, and he wasnt attractive at all
     
  15. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    you're no fun
     
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    You should go to the doctor as regards your whizzing in the middle of the night.
     
  18. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    how bout you go fuck yourself
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Did you purposefully pick a peri menopausal woman
     
  20. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    the picture was bait and switch bullshit, i thought i was getting a 19 yr old china doll :pissed: