Ever wake up with shit blocking your throat and you cant breathe?

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  1. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    It's a laugh riot

    No, it wasn't jizz. Internets say it's acid reflux.
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Acid Reflux can cause throat cancer or something like that. You should get looked at if it happens again.
     
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    Stop swallowing turds.
     
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    Eating to much ass
     
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    Bunch of fukin doctors ovuh heah
     
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    Yes.. If eat certain things like ice cream or pizza right before falling asleep it wakes me up violently coughing and gasping for air and it feels like my throat and chest are on fire. That shits no joke, the coughing and gasping lasts about 15 minutes like that and then it's hard to go back to sleep anytime soon because that intense burning feeling lasts way longer.
     
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    You people are a collective mess.
     
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    Woah. Are you sure you didn't swallow your beard?
     
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    Actual feces? No.
     
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    Dude. You need to get checked out. Throat cancer.
     
  13. Dream Theater

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    I'm have a prescription to get scoped but I have to wait now.
     
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    buy some prilosec or prevacid until then.
     
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    Your Mothers bearded clam maybe. :grr:
     
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    Prilosec has been linked to higher rates of heart failure and kidney disease.
     
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    Should I stop taking my PPI?
    These results should not force anyone to stop their PPI. These drugs are immensely effective; that’s why they are so popular. As with all drugs, though, we need to be aware of any and all side effects. Known side effects of PPIs include uncommon complications such as an increase in some types of GI infections, pneumonia, and intestinal malabsorption of magnesium and calcium that can lead to osteoporosis. Most patients, however, do just fine on these medications—but they should only be used for as long as necessary in the smallest effective doses and for only as long as the benefits clearly outweigh the risks. It is possible that heart disease is among those risks, but this study does no more than raise the possibility of a weak association.
     
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    If I eat spicy food late at night I get the worst acid reflux. I'll wake up in the middle of the night and it's like the stomach acid and spices are dissolving my throat. So I don't eat spicy food late at night. Problem solved.
     
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    I've been asked to choke on a dick, but never a piece of shit :dontknow: