Ever walk into a hotel room

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

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    ...and found somebody already laying in the bed? :facepalm: I always thought those stories were fake, but knew it would get me sooner or later. All I can say is thank God I wasn't drunk. It could have ended up a LOT worse. Use the little chain/bar lock people! Unless you want some guy like me crawling into bed next to you. :marx:
     
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  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    So, you're saying you want me in bed next to you. gotcha!
     
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    was he cute? can i borrow the key?
     
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    It was a she. I couldn't tell you if she was cute or not. I saw a purse, I saw feet, I walked out.
     
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    so did you go to the wrong room? dod the hotel give the room to both of you?
     
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    leave a steamer in the shower....
     
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    When I went back to the front desk, she still had no idea there was anyone in that room. After I got my new room, I could hear the phone ringing in the other one as I walked past, with them trying to figure it out.
     
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    :lol:

    btw, your sig is brilliant, if I do say so myself. Post a lot here, because i need to be reminded of it. :)
     
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    I did once but had the door bar lock in place so the door opened about 6 inches and then their face plowed into the door as the door hit the end of the bar and stopped dead :jj:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Rape would have be an option.

    Just sayin'.

    :dontknow:
     
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    I'm always here when "The Little Board That Couldn't" is slow. Which is a lot of the time.
     
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    I've had this happen to me before. My company provides motels with a motel list and most of them are good clean places , But i've been in a few where the Indian dude at the counter give's you the key card and you lug your bags 2 miles to the room and open the door and the bed's not made and there's luggage all over the place , Then you have to lug your shit 2 miles back to the counter to get a different room. Sons of bitches.

    BTW , those go on the "do not stay" list.
     
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    I went to a super 8 one time in Nashville. The place had about 20 young kids drinking and having a party in the lot and there was a huge shit in the toilet and somebody was just in there smoking. I mean the smoke was still lingering in the room. I got a refund and have never stayed at a super 8 again.