Ever walk into a hotel room

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    ...and found somebody already laying in the bed? :facepalm: I always thought those stories were fake, but knew it would get me sooner or later. All I can say is thank God I wasn't drunk. It could have ended up a LOT worse. Use the little chain/bar lock people! Unless you want some guy like me crawling into bed next to you. :marx:
     
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  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    So, you're saying you want me in bed next to you. gotcha!
     
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    was he cute? can i borrow the key?
     
  5. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    It was a she. I couldn't tell you if she was cute or not. I saw a purse, I saw feet, I walked out.
     
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    so did you go to the wrong room? dod the hotel give the room to both of you?
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    leave a steamer in the shower....
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    When I went back to the front desk, she still had no idea there was anyone in that room. After I got my new room, I could hear the phone ringing in the other one as I walked past, with them trying to figure it out.
     
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    :lol:

    btw, your sig is brilliant, if I do say so myself. Post a lot here, because i need to be reminded of it. :)
     
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    I did once but had the door bar lock in place so the door opened about 6 inches and then their face plowed into the door as the door hit the end of the bar and stopped dead :jj:
     
  11. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Rape would have be an option.

    Just sayin'.

    :dontknow:
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    I'm always here when "The Little Board That Couldn't" is slow. Which is a lot of the time.
     
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    I've had this happen to me before. My company provides motels with a motel list and most of them are good clean places , But i've been in a few where the Indian dude at the counter give's you the key card and you lug your bags 2 miles to the room and open the door and the bed's not made and there's luggage all over the place , Then you have to lug your shit 2 miles back to the counter to get a different room. Sons of bitches.

    BTW , those go on the "do not stay" list.
     
  14. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    I went to a super 8 one time in Nashville. The place had about 20 young kids drinking and having a party in the lot and there was a huge shit in the toilet and somebody was just in there smoking. I mean the smoke was still lingering in the room. I got a refund and have never stayed at a super 8 again.