WTF Ever walked in on anyone fucking?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Did you jack?
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner! VIP

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    ......have you?
     
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    Why would I even ask when I already know the question.
     
  5. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP Gold

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    Just at work. And the gym. Oh and the grocery store.
     
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    I went to a live fucking peep show. does that count?
     
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    once dated a girl
    was in school in a different city
    went there for the weekend

    at about 4AM went to the kitchen for a drink
    pretty sure one of her roommates was fucking the guy who she introduced as her brother


    true story
    but I could be way off on who the guy was
    it was pretty dark
     
  8. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Turn me loose VIP

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    No but I'm college I heard the guy in the dorm next door having sex with his girlfriend. He lasted maybe 5 seconds before coming
     
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  10. You Knew!

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    Yes! Many years ago. My low selfesteem roommate and her alcoholic asshole of a boyfriend doing it on the couch in the living room.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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  12. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Not only were they fucking they were using a purple dildo. I'm still traumatized.


    F mutt
     
  13. Snort

    Snort I'm in oar of you. Gold

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    Once in high school we were hanging out...probably 10 of us... and a couple just banged in front of us.

    Then in my 20s my buddies roommate would fuck his girl without shutting the doors. She used to scream so loud. Annoying and fake.
     
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  14. Jayla

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    Walked in on? No. But my first college roommate did it 5 feet from me in her bed all the time.
     
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  15. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    How?
     
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    I just walked into a thread about Jamie Fox fucking Tom Cruise's ex. Does that count?
     
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  18. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I kept hearing this weird sound. Like something shorting out. It was making me crazy cuz the building was old and scary. So I'm looking around and it's my flatmate in her bedroom doing some guy and he was using this really loud purple vibrator on her and she had on some type of weird rubber looking glove doing him. And of course I just burst into the room.

    I was horrified and to this day I make a ton of noise when entering anywhere. Please stop fucking.
    And don't buy your dildo from black and decker. She acted like nothing happened and I could have killed her.

    F mutt
     
  19. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Hey, it's me again. I hate to keep bothering you, but what was the rubber glove used for?
     
  20. FeetToTaste

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    Butt stuff?