Ever Walked in On Anyone Having Sex or Masturbating?!

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  1. Roland Schwinn

    Roland Schwinn *Likes reported as of October 14, 2016 Gold

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    I remember being 12 or 13 and walking into my buddy's house and hearing his mom and her boyfriend banging. I remember thinking it was kinda cool! Though i didnt actually walk in on them, anyone ever bust in on some action? Partnered or solo?

    Or hey, Maybe it happened to YOU! Share your tails shedders!
     
  2. dancearmstrong

    dancearmstrong Well-Known Member

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    Never walked in on anybody, but my dad walked in on me getting a BJ once. Awkward.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I'll bet your sister was even more embarrassed.
     
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    dancearmstrong Well-Known Member

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    Except I don't have a sister. She was somebody's sister if that makes you feel better.
     
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    captbill Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it was his sister.
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    At the hospital where i was working in college I saw a woman giving a HJ to her boyfriend/husband in the emergency room waiting room. Lol under the jacket, hand bopping up and down.
    Another time the nurses caught an old man beating his meat onto the clothing of a young girl that was in the bed next to his. He reached over and grabbed a sweater or a shirt or something that was on the other side of a curtain. They wound up arresting him.
     
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    Awwwwww. Somebody is butt hurt. Sensitive subject?
     
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  8. Roland Schwinn

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    Good lord, who knew the ER was so full of such things!
     
  9. dancearmstrong

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    I stated a fact. If stating facts makes me butt hurt, then I guess I'm butt hurt.
    You win.
     
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    I was 10 and woke up with a bloody nose when my mom and I were staying at her then boyfriends house (they've now Been married 24 years). I walked down the hallway to his closed door to get my mom for some help and I just heard what sounded like Rocky punching meat, the headboard pounding the wall, and 2 people breathing really hard. I turned around and learned to take care of my own problems that night.
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    I witnessed my parents fucking on Christmas morning, 1988. Not even the Nintendo system I received later that morning could console me. It honestly was a life changing experience.
     
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    My sister's boyfriend would constantly steal my lighter, so I walked in on them to ask him where it was.

    Had my ex gf's 4 year old daughter walk in on us at least once.
     
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    The horror!

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    I got walked in on once.

    It's a boner killer, for sure.
     
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    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Walked in on my buddy beating off, very awkward.
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    my buddy had 2 roommates, 1 girl and 1 gay gay. We were coming back one afternoon from playing basketball around 3 in the afternoon. Opened the door and caught the gay roommate taking it in the ass on the couch. Never sat on that couch again.
     
  17. Roland Schwinn

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    :jj: Winner so far!


    Thanks for all the stories everyone!
     
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    Nope. ...got blown by my friends mom tho
     
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    My husband's brother walked in on us once, back when we were dating. I was mortified :oops:

    I walked in on my husband twice. Both times, it turned me on beyond belief. The first time it happened, I was VERY pregnant with our son, and suffice to say, I believe it lead to my son being born a bit early :giggle:

    Flash ahead about 22 years...this summer, our son walked in on us twice in the same week. :facepalm: I don't know which one of us was more mortified....
     
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