WTF Ever wonder what different pieces of leather mean?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Make sure you dress for success tomorrow-

    • HANKIES: In the right back pocket they signal "bottom" ; in the left back pocket they signal "top". A dark blue hanky in your right pocket says "FUCK ME"!
    • ARM BANDS: Again, on the right arm says "Bottom" and on the left arm, "Top". Studs, chrome accents, full chrome and such are for decoration and don't mean anything in and of themselves.
    • HARNESSES: Cool to wear (especially in warm weather). No particular significance. Can be worn by top or bottom.
    • COLLARS: Signify "boy", usually already in the care of a Master or Daddy. A padlock on the collar definitely indicates you belong to someone else.
    • GAUNTLETS (Wrist Cuffs): Mostly for show. Always wear in pairs.
    • CHAPS: Worn primarily to showcase the goods, be it your ass or your basket. Can be worn over (tight) jeans, jockstraps, leather jocks, and occasionally over cutoffs that are long enough to be covered by the legs of the chaps. Worn by tops and bottoms. (FYI: Most chaps do not have pockets, so you need to find someplace to put your ID, cash and keys).
    • VESTS: Again, no particular significance. Many vests have pockets, which makes them practical when worn with chaps.
    • CAPS: Different caps signify different things to some men. A biker's cap is more often worn by tops than bottoms, whereas a baseball-style leather cap is more a "boy" or bottom thing. Cloth caps worn with leather are usually a no-no unless the cap is black in color. Any baseball-style cap worn backwards is an instant signal that you are ready to suck dick
     
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    Never thought about it
     
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    What pocket do you put your hanky in, big boy?
     
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    First 90 min of next THSS. Commercials not included
     
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    I thought it had something to do with vinyl
     
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