Ever zip your sack/labia up in your zipper?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jackie the jerk, Jan 12, 2012.

  1. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Yes my labia is bleeding.
     
  2. Johnnykstaint

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    that sucks dude...i have nicked my shaft with the zipper at least once that i can remember. :facepalm:
     
  3. Mlaw

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    no, but I did have douche injury :facepalm:
     
  4. jackie the jerk

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    You know you can't just throw that out there without a story.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Schmoopy run over your foot with his Mustang?
     
  6. jackie the jerk

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    How many times you think he sucked his pee pee with an oreck?
     
  7. whatsit

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    The zipper and labia are in different places you ^&_{(*%% dork.
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    Pics or gtfo!
     
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  10. Gas Face

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    :jj:
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    Both tires would've gone flat. :giggle:
     
  12. whatsit

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    nice try
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    nice try:)
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Your car only has two tires? :weird:
     
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    Naz kind of looks like Sgt. Schultz from "Hogans Heroes" in your av.
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    Does she have clown feet?
     
  16. wayfaerer

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    worse, right on my foreskin..
     
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    I'm sure I have. :jj:
     
  18. jackie the jerk

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    Against the rules :facepalm:
     
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    Hoooogan!!!!!!! :funny:
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    I apologize. I take full responsibility.

    :gtfo: