Every beer drinker should know this.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tarpon1965, Oct 8, 2010.

  1. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Sorry, but I must be thirstier than that guy. :burp:
     
  3. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    What do ya think God gave ya teeth for.
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    no doubt! why not just hit the edge of the cap on the edge of a table?

    and what's with the foil? :scratch:
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Bic lighter FTW!
    Besides, I gotsta be habbin' summin' to spark mah trees, yo! :gweeed:
     
  6. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Fuck All of you! I'm a bourbon and tequila drinker and I was just trying to help out you bunch of beer bellies. How do I delete this fucking account?


    :D
     
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    ItsBigForty New Member

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    I thank you. Imma try it in a bit.
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    I knew someone would appreciate it.
     
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    ItsBigForty New Member

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    I retract that. If I was someplace where I didn't have a bottle opener (i.e. camping or some shit), why the fuck would I be carrying around a piece of copy paper. If I am in a place where I have copy paper I can surely either find an opener or go buy one.

    Sir, your link sux teh ballz but i still wanna try it.
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    this

    i got a bottle opener on my keychain tho
     
  11. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Lighter always works for me.
     
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    :mad:
     
  13. Jack-A-Roe

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    I smashed the neck of beer bottle and drank it like that.
     
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    well said, you can easily open a bottle with a lighter too
     
  15. ItsBigForty

    ItsBigForty New Member

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    I am retard and never figured that one out.

    Who am I kidding, I am white trash and drink Busch from the can anyway.
     
  16. ohnoes

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    I know this is a bit off track but does anyone else remember that movie with Harvey Keitel where he was able to just flick his thumb into his Zippo without turning the wheel and light his cigarettes? I always wanted to know how the fuck he did that. I was able to do it but I cheated, lodging a piece of flint under my thumbnail. What's the secret?
     
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    Reservoir Dogs
    snapped his finger
     
  18. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Thanks...but how did snapping his fingers generate enough heat/spark to light the lighter? I used to fuck with my friends using the flint under the nail trick. I also used to dry blunts in the microwave and pull on them right when I took them out, igniting the cherry. They used to think I had some kind of demonic heat powers. :jj:
     
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    He just snapped his middle finger on the Zippo's roller.
     
  20. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Oh ok. My finger snaps are weak...I'm pretty sure I could never do that. Amazing how a weird ass little 2 inch dick having mothafucka like that can generate so much power in his fingers. :jj: