It was a complete epiphany. Someone go and fetch the lunatic Jimmy J Jibblets down in politics. I have solved the worlds problems and conspiracy theories by being able to PROVE the cause of it all. The Jews. Everything is the Jews fault. And it's proven by the month that celebrates it all. July. Jewlie. Jew lie. Jew. Lie. Proven. Solved.
No. But I have used the "do I have any gum on my pants" trick with small children, as I blast massive farts into their unsuspecting faces as they begin to look for gum on my pants.