Every conspiracy theory of all entire time, solved and proved. I'm a genius.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    It was a complete epiphany. Someone go and fetch the lunatic Jimmy J Jibblets down in politics.

    I have solved the worlds problems and conspiracy theories by being able to PROVE the cause of it all.

    The Jews.

    Everything is the Jews fault. And it's proven by the month that celebrates it all.

    July.


    Jewlie.

    Jew lie.

    Jew. Lie.

    Proven. Solved.

    :c

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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Lets kill Schtoopy.
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    JFK got killed in November though.
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    No doubt that it was all planned in Jew lie, I mean July.

    :c
     
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    July is actually named after Julius Caesar. But the rest seems pretty sound. :lo5:
     
  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Cubans aren't Jewish though.
     
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    Dave has anyone ever farted in to a coffee mug and tricked you in to smelling it?
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    No.

    But I have used the "do I have any gum on my pants" trick with small children, as I blast massive farts into their unsuspecting faces as they begin to look for gum on my pants.

    :c
     
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    Nice... I'm going to remember that one
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    is this even a debate?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    But I really wasn't aware that they had their own month, like how the black people have February. :fil:
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Jews have had it east for thousands of years.