Every family has one: Tell us about the loser, fuck-up in your family

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    The one who can never get their shit together.

    The one that the parents and other siblings always have to rescue.

    The ones who always sees themselves as the victim, etc.

    Yes, feel free to include yourself.
     
  2. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    They all post here! :cheer:
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    there is this one guy who posts on internet message boards all the time and likes soccer...what a dumbass.
     
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    My step-brother. He grew up in a shitty single parent home. My step mother worked two jobs to make ends meet. His 3 uncles are fubar ( all take meds; one is a junkie, one is so baked and pickled he can't stand and the other is a preacher ).

    He was a pretty good bassist, went to Cal for music, came back and stated drinking and doing drugs. Over 15 years he was sober, drunk, doped up, sober, etc ...

    At 36, he was found dead in one of his uncles's apartments from an overdose. He was the typical sad story, there was always a glimmer of chance in his eyes, but the cards were against him.

    RIP Steven -
     
  6. RobsDad

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    I have a cousin that now lives in Texas. He got thrown out of the Navy for going A.W.O.L, did 2 1/2 years in jail for felony assult, and has been married 5 times. That's about the biggest fuck up in my family.
     
  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    My sister smoke the k2, my mom huffs paint, my father needs a bullet in his head and my other sister is an alcoholic.
    Im as close to normal as it gets.
     
  8. Stew Nod

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    what's k2?
     
  9. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    :wtf:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Bath salts
     
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    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    wow...people are nuts
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    i have a male cousin who tried to seduce me when I was about 7. He went on to be a clown that performed at birthday parties. He's currently doing life in the Michigan state pen for being a pedophile.

    His brother was a cop who got fired for being on the take.

    His other brother is a drunk and a burnout.

    His other brother left his wife and went with the cop on the take's wife after he died.

    His other brother is normal and got the hell as far away from the family as he could. (it's a big family)
     
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    By most general notions, I would be the Blaeck Sheep of my immediate family. I do have a few in-laws, nephews, and cousins that keep me from being rock bottom :smile:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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  15. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Does he have any kids and, if so, does he support them?
     
  16. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Why?

    What would they say about you if someone asked them in private?
     
  17. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I think of stories like this when I hear Republicans talk about anti-abortion, how precious life is, etc.

    bullshit.

    a huge % would have been better off never being born
     
  18. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    What's the deal with your father?
     
  19. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I know it's wrong, but the "seduce me" part sounded hot vs. "molest me".
     
  20. goldtopper

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    My sister in law.
    Fired from every job she's had. A drunk nutcase that conned my in laws into buying her a townhouse so here illegitimate daughter (now 19) would have a stable place to grow up in. Well, she's destroyed the house, has never paid ONE PENNY to her parents and they are going broke making the payments.