Every guy on here secretly wants to fucking ass rape me. Its cute but Im no ho.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Mar 7, 2013.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    You get that. quit flirting with me. I do have standards even though a straight guy is a challenge and turns me on Its not like Im going to spread for every guy here just most of them. Free sex pm me.
     
  2. MrWarmth

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    Does your foot still smell like shit?
     
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    why's your foot smell like shit?
     
  4. Avery

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    You have to unhealthy of a diet for me to stick my weiner in there. :no:
     
  5. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    that beaner still sticking in your daughter?
     
  6. Markijuano

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    Dude you're way more ethnic than can be desired
     
  7. MrWarmth

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    Cops still pulling you over daily asking for ID?
     
  8. LonghornJ

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    Right... guy lives on processed fat and triglycerides sweating in to that fat guido hair anus... nobody wants to spread those aromatic cheeks.
     
  9. Cutter

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    :jj:
     
  10. Super Mario

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    I stepped in my dogs shit today after I spilt my coffee :jj:
     
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    he'd have to have his shitter hairs feathered before you could plunge into his dago den of inequity
     
  12. JumboWop

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    There might be a few takers out there . . .

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    :jj:
     
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    no shoes? thats grimy
     
  15. MrWarmth

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    What was your dog's shit doing in your coffee?
     
  16. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    ill just eat your cum who cares.
     
  17. MrWarmth

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    I'll bet a hot dog makes you lose control
     
  18. Super Mario

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    no socks either :nocheer: shit was in between my toes.
     
  19. Super Mario

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    If there is cheese in it I squeeze it all out first.
     
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