Every social construct is ruined and defunct

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  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    If you have a penis, that's bad...
     
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    I have a boner.
     
  3. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I identify as having a penis... Honor me
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I identify as a person that wears clothes

    I'm a hero
     
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    turkey-cappadocia-goreme-penis-rock-love-valley.jpg
     
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    spaghetti got a wiffle ball bat betwixt his legs
     
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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Blumpkin
     
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  9. LonghornJ

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    I identify as a person that wants you to appreciate me

    Get on your knees
     
  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Email news services and 30 minutes of television have confirmed to me how easily corrupted these progressive pukes are.
     
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  11. LonghornJ

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    If you resist I will complain
     
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    I identify as a rich and handsome movie star. Treat me as such. :fil:
     
  13. LonghornJ

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    Listen you ancient pukes I am here and will not be denied
     
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  14. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    For fuck's sake, my mom asked me recently "what you think about the confederate flag"?

    Dumb bitch was on cnn duty, i said, "were you offended during dukes of hazzard?"

    No, you weren't, then SHUT UP ABOUT IT!
     
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    Yes, yes a trophy for you sir
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    I tried to identify what Teeney has between her legs but couldn't.
     
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    Whoa, Whoa, whoa, dude, aint no guys here gonna suck yer peepee
     
  18. LonghornJ

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    I wish I could post a hundred million snow flakes on Facebook right now
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Has your mom ever spoken to you at length about the "Gaystapo?"
     
  20. Avery

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    I have a gay cousin.