Discussion in 'The Bar' started by LonghornJ, Jun 28, 2015.
If you have a penis, that's bad...
I have a boner.
I identify as having a penis... Honor me
I identify as a person that wears clothes
I'm a hero
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spaghetti got a wiffle ball bat betwixt his legs
I identify as a person that wants you to appreciate me
Get on your knees
Email news services and 30 minutes of television have confirmed to me how easily corrupted these progressive pukes are.
If you resist I will complain
I identify as a rich and handsome movie star. Treat me as such.
Listen you ancient pukes I am here and will not be denied
For fuck's sake, my mom asked me recently "what you think about the confederate flag"?
Dumb bitch was on cnn duty, i said, "were you offended during dukes of hazzard?"
No, you weren't, then SHUT UP ABOUT IT!
Yes, yes a trophy for you sir
I tried to identify what Teeney has between her legs but couldn't.
Whoa, Whoa, whoa, dude, aint no guys here gonna suck yer peepee
I wish I could post a hundred million snow flakes on Facebook right now
Has your mom ever spoken to you at length about the "Gaystapo?"
I have a gay cousin.