Every sport you like is gay and faggot

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    ... compared to Calcio Fiorentino!

    It's a 500 year old Italian game where two teams of 26 dudes spend an hour trying to get a ball into the other team's goal, but punching, kicking, kneeing, elbowing, and headbutting are all perfectly legal and encouraged.

    They started it up again in the 30s as a tournament between four regional teams in Florence.

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    There are seven referees who count the goals and try to keep dudes from getting beaten to death. :D

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    As per centuries-old tradition, the winning team gets a cow.
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    yea thats pretty fucking badass
     
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    Kool..a cow :nocheer:
     
  4. JOHN DENVER

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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Thats sone gladiator shit right there
     
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    Soccer players are a bunch of pussies
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I'm guessing a soccer team tag teamed your girlfriend. You can't go one sports thread without saying something about soccer.
     
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  8. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
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    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Denver, John. :nojj:
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    It may be cool, but it's not a real sport.
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Okay, let's hear it.
     
  12. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Hear what? The fact of the matter is that shit's not a real sport and that's the bottom line because Double L said so!
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    What would happen if you said basketball isn't a sport? :eek:
     
  14. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I would be wrong.
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    When we were kids in school, we called it Smear the Queer.
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    They still play that except now everyone gathers around and hugs the diverse individual and then they all get a trophy.
     
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    @Mr. Clutch
     
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    You fucking slow adult
     
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    When I was a kid we played a sort of no rules, blood sport version of Capture the Flag. It wasn't until I was older that I learned it wasn't supposed to involve bloody noses and blackeyes. :hhh: