Every time jdwhatever types splashwut...

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  1. Shivvy

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    It adds another year to the Cubs winning a World Series :grad:
     
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    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    seems scientific
     
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    Proven
     
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    I take a shot
     
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    Cubs can eat shit. Fucking clowns.
     
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    Punctuation matters.
     
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    The Cubs are huge fags for letting those homos come back from 0-2.
     
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    Chicago has been witness to three national disasters. The fire, the flood, and the Cubs.

    I'm here all night. Try the veal. :hat:
     
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    1908?? :cwl:
     
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    My favorite sports sign ever was held up in a White Sox game during the Bulls historic season.

    It read "Who needs the Bulls? The Cubs win 72 Every Year".
     
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    It's fucking beautiful. Anything a Cubs fan says you just say "1908" and drink your beer.

    They got nothin.
     
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    Do the math. 1908 to now. How many splashwuts? :c
     
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    Arizona wasn't even a state back then and the Diamondbacks even have one. :giggle:
     
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    It's been over a century.

    A fucking. Century.

    Since 1908 Halley's Comet has been here TWICE as many times as the Cubs won a series. :rofl:
     
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    I'll see a Halley Threepeat before a Cubs twofer.
     
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    Statistically speaking, I had a higher chance of being struck by falling Space Shuttle debris than I did witnessing a Cubs championship in the last century.
     
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    More people have walked on the moon than have won a championship in a Cubs jersey in the last century.
     
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    Harry Carey never took a breathe in a world with Cubs Champions.
     
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    Die in a fire
     
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