Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Oct 11, 2016.
It adds another year to the Cubs winning a World Series
I take a shot
Cubs can eat shit. Fucking clowns.
The Cubs are huge fags for letting those homos come back from 0-2.
Chicago has been witness to three national disasters. The fire, the flood, and the Cubs.
I'm here all night. Try the veal.
My favorite sports sign ever was held up in a White Sox game during the Bulls historic season.
It read "Who needs the Bulls? The Cubs win 72 Every Year".
It's fucking beautiful. Anything a Cubs fan says you just say "1908" and drink your beer.
They got nothin.
Do the math. 1908 to now. How many splashwuts?
Arizona wasn't even a state back then and the Diamondbacks even have one.
It's been over a century.
A fucking. Century.
Since 1908 Halley's Comet has been here TWICE as many times as the Cubs won a series.
I'll see a Halley Threepeat before a Cubs twofer.
Statistically speaking, I had a higher chance of being struck by falling Space Shuttle debris than I did witnessing a Cubs championship in the last century.
More people have walked on the moon than have won a championship in a Cubs jersey in the last century.
Harry Carey never took a breathe in a world with Cubs Champions.
Die in a fire