Every time my girlfriend comes to town, she brings a friend.

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

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    It's all good though. :cool:

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  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    Lezziewut?
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I think you might just be the boytoy this lesbian couple uses when the dildo doesn't cut it.

    Sorry to be bearer of bad news.
     
  4. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :nocheer:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I mean, enjoy it, just don't go introducing her to the family.

    She's already met your mom, hasn't she?
     
  6. Anfkid

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    :jerk: oh yea it's broke. :depressed:
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    Oh, fuck! I'm gonna drink even more water! Starting today!
     
  8. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    That should be the biggest reason to take care of ya kidneys! They need to teach that shit in 7th grade health :jj:
     
  9. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    no fucking way this happens :no:
     
  10. crazypreacher

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  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    Zima.
     
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  13. Billy Brown

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    you have a gay comforter.
    and whose hand is that on the far left by the phone?
     
  14. banksy

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    Yeah! I agree with FKG!

    You lie on a message board on a Saturday!

    What a fag!
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I stockpiled when they discontinued it in '08. Got a storage shed and everything. Nothing gets the teenage girls slippy like that.
     
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    On Saturday!!!!!!

    :backlol:
     
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