Every time my girlfriend comes to town, she brings a friend.

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    It's all good though. :cool:

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  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Lezziewut?
     
  3. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

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    I think you might just be the boytoy this lesbian couple uses when the dildo doesn't cut it.

    Sorry to be bearer of bad news.
     
  4. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :nocheer:
     
  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

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    I mean, enjoy it, just don't go introducing her to the family.

    She's already met your mom, hasn't she?
     
  6. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    :jerk: oh yea it's broke. :depressed:
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Oh, fuck! I'm gonna drink even more water! Starting today!
     
  8. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    That should be the biggest reason to take care of ya kidneys! They need to teach that shit in 7th grade health :jj:
     
  9. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    no fucking way this happens :no:
     
  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    Zima.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    :jj:
     
  13. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    you have a gay comforter.
    and whose hand is that on the far left by the phone?
     
  14. banksy

    banksy Doritos housing hillbilly VIP

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    Yeah! I agree with FKG!

    You lie on a message board on a Saturday!

    What a fag!
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

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    I stockpiled when they discontinued it in '08. Got a storage shed and everything. Nothing gets the teenage girls slippy like that.
     
  16. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    On Saturday!!!!!!

    :backlol:
     
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  17. Mr. Potato Head

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