Every time this AT&T commercial comes on

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  1. newcastlefan

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    Hey there. Can I help you with anything?


    Hey, Siri, what’s AT&T’s latest offer?


    Oh, I don’t think that Siri knows…


    Right now, switch to AT&T for an iPhone and get one free.


    Wow. Is that right?


    Yeah, it’s basically…


    Yes, that is the current offer from AT&T.


    OK, Siri, you don’t know everything.


    Well, I know you asked me to call you the AT&T Hostess With The Mostess…


    Okay, shut her down. Turn it off.


    When the guy says "Hey Siri", my iphone answers :jj:
     
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    Boobs
     
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    those too, although i dont think the iphone will be able to see until the iphone 7 is released.
     
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    Sometimes I'll say 'seriously' and Siri will kick on.
     
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    By the way, is that Russel Wilson?
     
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    Obviously
     
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    I spray semen involuntarily when I see that AT&T lady
     
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    Ok thanks. Wasn't sure if it was him or some Indian dude.
     
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    You are being ridiculous
     
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    Same here if it's plugged in.
     
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    that's my wife
     
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    google is better
     
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    What did I tell you about that, asshole!
     
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    She's mine, faggot. I'll fuck you up, nigga.
     
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    I seen her first you dickshiner! Posted about wanting to eat her ass over a year ago!

    Go bang the fat Big Lots Lady or something
     
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    My new favorite apple commercial

     
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    that one is good
     
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    Commercials are never good
     
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    You're a faggot if you paid attention to what was being said.
     
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    One time when Howard was asking Siri for Celebrity Net Worth and he kept saying Hey Siri mine would answer too.