Every woman who shows the least bit of interest in me ends up being certifiably insane.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    Could it be that only a crazy woman would like me?
     
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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Women interested in you?
    :lol:
     
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    Everyone interested in you has a bigger dick than you.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Maybe if you weren't so fucking angry you would attract a woman that isn't insane. :pie:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    You still haven't figured out that ALL women are crazy, huh?

    It isn't you, dopey. It's all of THEM. duh.
     
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  6. NipplesAndToes23

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    They can't all be this bad. :facepalm:
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    First two and last four words of thread title would have sufficed.
     
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    Mr. Potato Head Darth Tater™ 2010 OG Gold

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    Hi. This is Sal Golvernale......
     
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    They're all that bad. It's the price to be paid.

    C'mon man, you're not this dumb, right? :console:
     
  10. NipplesAndToes23

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    Is the the reason you opted to go 'mo?
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP Gold

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    As a child did you notice that your mother wasn't around? Did you ever have gay feelings towards your father? How big is your cock?
     
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    The man has a point. I envy the mos on that front.
     
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    oh, so it's all about you?
     
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    Yes it could be.
     
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    I'm very jealous of the 'mos. All of my 'mo buddies are happy as fuck. All of the straight ones hate their wives.
     
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    Only "'mos" are the ones that still haven't figured out women, like OP.
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Looks like we're starting now to get a real better understanding of DB.

    Why don't you tell the group about ALL your gay friends, sounds like there is a lot.
     
  18. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Maybe you're the problem, no?
     
  19. NipplesAndToes23

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    I am a friends of the gays. :dontknow:
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    Interesting.

    You know who else is friends with the gay? Gays and women. :smile: