Everybody eventually dies

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  1. FCCstandards

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    FUCK. We are all gonna die. How many year's do we have left?
    How many do you have? What happens then? :coffee:
     
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    How do I know Connie?
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    Hey, AGT, I just turned 41. Death is chasing me. :secret: Help me. :D
     
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    Don't fear the reaper.
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    40,000 men and women every day.
     
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    That looks scary.
     
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    How beautiful life is and how sad! How fleeting, with no past and no future, only a limitless now.








    One more thing......WHAAA!
    :artiejj:
     
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    really? I heard the other day on a news channel that 100 people kill themselves everyday in America. Fuck.
     
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    Well i was justquoting the bliue oyster cult tune "dont fear the radper. [;us i am drunk as fuck and need to get to sleep, so i will leave you with another lyrical quote from the great neil peart...

    "
    "The future disappears into memory
    With only a moment between.
    Forever dwells in that moment,
    Hope is what remains to be seen."


    Good night now!!!!!

    :sleep:
     
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    I'm gonna get that dreamy Twilight vampire to bite me. Problem solved.
     
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    Don't fear the reaper?
     
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    Yeah thats what i meant to type, again i am really drunk. :hat:
     
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    We only have three months left. The Mayans said so.
     
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    It's probably a lot more than that because that's only the obvious/reported ones and doesn't include all the elderly who choose to stop taking medication or who purposely OD, especially after losing their spouses. They don't usually autopsy very elderly corpses who die alone at home. Add me to the list when my time comes because checking out makes a lot more sense to me than spending the last years of your life in diapers, thinking TV commercials are bad programs, and going for one cycle of surgery and recovery after another until you die anyway after costing your family a fortune for nursing home care or 'round-the-clock diaper changers.

    More importantly, who's the broad in your av?
     
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    Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.
    W. Somerset Maugham
     
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    And 100% of planes either crash or land.

    Anything else, Robin?
     
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    I died 3x on the operating table. Have no memory of it so what is there to fear? You couldn't get much more busted up then I was and the pain wasn't all that bad at all. Only thing that bothered me was being on the damn back board for 8 hours with my hip fractured and dislocated so the head was under my ass cheek. That got old as hell.
     
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    die like a bitch
     
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