News Everybody is bikini ready!

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  1. BrulesRules

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    Why the hell is this national news? :facepalm: Thick chick buys her first bikini at 31...who fucking cares...media is eating it up though, enjoy!

    Woman Buys First Bikini at 31, Shares Selfie to Prove Every Body Is Bikini-Ready
    A mom shares her first-ever bikini selfie, and the Internet can’t get enough of it. (Photo: Krystal Gordon – Inspiring Wellness via Facebook)
    If the thought of sharing a bikini selfie on social media makes you want to dive behind the nearest sand dune, then you’ll likely appreciate the magnitude of one mom’s recent post to Facebook.
    Krystal Gordon, a 31-year-old blogger, had never worn a bikini. Until recently, she had never even owned one. Feeling self-conscious about her body, Gordon had never had the courage to bare all in a bikini — until now.
    Taking to her Facebook page, Krystal shared an image of herself in her first-ever two-piece and included an empowering message encouraging other women to love themselves and their bodies. And it turns out, the Internet can’t get enough of it.
    “Omg, I just bought a bikini!!! What the heck? Lol,” she wrote. “I also just took and shared a front on photo of me without my clothes on – double what the heck!?
    “Loving thy self baby. Embracing it all. Being proud of my progress. Accepting me for who I am right now even if it isn’t where I want to be.”

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    https://www.yahoo.com/style/woman-b...ove-every-body-is-bikini-ready-133303719.html
     
  2. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Those tats are awesome, nothing like a chubby broad all tatted up :jackoff:
     
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    Yeah. Um. Sweetie you are NOT bikini ready.
     
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    Great message. Let's empower young women to flaunt their bodies all over the internet.
     
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    Her size doesn't bother me, its the stupid cock eyed wolf tat that she should be ashamed of.
     
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  6. BrulesRules

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    Ever hear of "free porn"? Lots of them are "showing" a LOT more than that

    Google that shit, you'll thank me later
     
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    She isn't bikini ready.
     
  9. bznick

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    Awful tattoos to boot.
     
  10. BrulesRules

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    embrace it estocada
     
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    That's not a bikini. Those are boy shorts.

    Fat cunt.
     
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    1108-dressed-undressed-teens-mature-amateurs-panties-10.jpg
     
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    Those ugly sloppy tats on any broad tell me, "I want it hard and deep in my fartbox"

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    She's bikini ready like I'm UFC ready
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Big fucking deal. I've been to lakes and beaches. There are girls fatter than her flaunting that shit around. Why does she get a news article?
     
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    Nothing wrong with that, nice ordinary girl

    I got no problems with her
     
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    chubby girls do indeed look good in bikinis, far better than they do in those one-piece suits with the f'n skirts. ha
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    she's so brave
     
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    Ugh. Tattoos on chicks are just gross. Don't do it girls.
     
  20. Estocada

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    You can't embrace what you can't get your arms around.


    I'm fine with a lard ass wearing a bikini. Just don't tell me I'm looking at a supermodel.