Everybody Knows Gloria From All In The Family's DUI Bust... Right?

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  1. Senator Rick

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    Isn't it odd?
    She doesn't look like a lush...
     
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    Damn... she looks like she ate Victoria Jackson

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    Now THAT'S a Meathead!
     
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    Yeah I heard of the thing, remember as a child she would always be on TV crying about feeding the children and her.
     
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    oui is just used in mass , maine,and rhode island? what does this mean?
     
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    Operating Under the Influence... all encompassing: pot, prescription pills (prescribed or non-prescribed; per doctor's orders or recreational), huffing paint fumes or lighter fluid, and of course booze.
     
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    it means you don't have to be actually driving


    (why am i reading the article for you :( )
     
  11. Senator Rick

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    yeah... like George Jones the time he was busted for DUI while driving a riding lawn mower to the liquor store
     
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    OWI = OUI = DUI = DWI

    It's all the same.

    In Arizona, the statute reads "It is unlawful for a person to drive or be in actual physical control of a vehicle in this state under any of the following circumstances:1. While under the influence of intoxicating liquor, any drug, a vapor releasing substance containing a toxic substance or any combination of liquor, drugs or vapor releasing substances if the person is impaired to the slightest degree." A.R.S. sec. 28-1381(A)(1) (emphasis supplied).

    Just about every state has the same, or a very similar, statute on the books (gotta get that federal transportation money!)

    The funnest trials are the APC cases (actual physical control) or the DUI with prescription drugs. The last Trial I did was a Not Guilty on a DUI prescription drugs with a little old lady that plowed into a mailbox! :yes:
     
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    I'm still pissed the headline didn't read "SALLY STRUGGLES". :fdrum:
     
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    Ah, geez.
     
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    they gave a dwi to some guy floating down a river in an intertube.

    Fuck MADD.