Everynight I watch TV, and there is a sound effect of a door bell.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    And my fucking dog goes fucking apeshit EVERY FUCKING TIME. :facepalm:



    I am going to choke the fuck out of a 5lb dog.
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

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    Unfortunately your intellect is rubbing off on your dog.
     
  3. sstressed

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    i do the same thing.

    my bell is a generic ring and i'll think it's my door for a couple seconds.

    :toke:
     
  4. Gitfiddle

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    I hate it when I'm driving and some asshole commercial plays the sound of a car crash, a horn or a siren. :cuss:
     
  5. Daveindiego

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    To my knowledge, this dog has never in his life heard a real door bell in person. :facepalm:
     
  6. BaddFunn

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    little dogs







    little brains
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Hey!! Swifty is not retarded!

    :bigthink


    At least I don't think he is. IDK, maybe he is retarded.
     
  8. Summer

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    Mine do the same thing! You'd think they could alter the sound enough to get their point across and not produce that effect. It is so annoying!
     
  9. wife is a whore

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    Back in the day I stopped listening to rap music for a while, because they always had pagers going off in the shit, and my stoned ass kept checking my pager.
     
  10. crazypreacher

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    This. I always think I'm about to be a few hundred bucks lighter.
     
  11. Just Peachy

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    I had a Border Collie (reputation for being smart) that went ape shit hearing the songs Werewolf of London and Jane's Addiction's Been Caught Stealing.

    And my pug watches TV like it's a porthole to another dimension. He will see something on TV and run into the room behind the TV thinking something is there. He's a weirdo.
     
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    Do you smoke that ganja of yours around that little faggot dog?

    Maybe the years of contact highs from that acid-laced weed you smoke finally fucked him in the noodle.
     
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    Grown-ass "man" with a 5-lb dog. :jj:
     
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    My dog is over 150 lbs :dog:
     
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    Never mind the dog, check out Scary Spice from AGT :coffee:


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    C'mon.

    Dave falls over when the wind blows against him.

    Be nice.
     
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    I bitched about that a couple of weeks ago. That shit sends Gus into a frenzy.
     
  19. Mack

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    He goes apeshit at a couple other commercials too which seemed to be unrelated... or so I thought.

    My wife finally saw the connection and when she pointed it out I almost shit, Gus HATES hipsters with femmy voices. :wtf:
     
  20. artiesoffspring

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    Who ya got there?