Everyone disses France but France is Fucking AWESOME.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, Jul 4, 2013.

  1. Bro

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    In the immortal words of topo, "You jelly."
     
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    I'm glad they invented the french kiss :vag:
     
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  4. Bro

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    Hitler loved France so much he tried to steal all the art.
     
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    It's an awesome country, and Paris is one of the greatest cities I've visited.
     
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    It's rumored that the French invented blow jobs. God bless the French. :salute:
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    france rules. people who hate france are retard.
     
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    There's nothing wrong with France.

    It's the French people who ruin it. :fil:
     
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    People call the French weak because they surrendered to Hitler. The truth is they were ill prepared for the blitzkrieg that the Newly mechanized German army Hitler threw at them.
     
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    The French helped us win our independence.

    If not for the French, we might be under English rule today.
     
  11. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    at first, nobody was.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    You should go to France Bro before your colon craps out on you. "NO PUN INTENDED"
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    it would have been a longer war if not for the French navy helping out.
     
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    Things I like aboot France

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  16. newcastlefan

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    France is great; it's govt has always been a cesspool (which explains the stench) and its people living during 1935 through 1945 were traitorous cowards. The country is wonderful but the people infesting it are trash, but that's just my objective opinion.
     
  17. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    Root Active Member

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    Aussie kiss>>>>french kiss

    Same principle, but it's done down under :woowoo:
     
  19. Bro

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    We would have lost without the French.
     
  20. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Jelly of wat ? A shitty tower?