Everytime I eat fried foods i get sick

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  1. dawg

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    It's a feeling like getting punched in the gut. I try to avoid all fried foods but sometimes i have a weak moment and eat something but it makes me sick every time. I know this is not normal, anyone suffer the same? any advice?
     
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    Yes, I'm up sick because I ate fried chicken strips and fries :facepalm:
     
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    I'm actually in the same boat as you Dawg, the main change I made was to start baking all of my food, and use only Pam (no oil, butter, lard, whatever) to cook with. I have ulcerative colitis (runs in the family), and having their intestines chopped up killed several of my relatives on the operating table, so I stick to it pretty well. As long as you aren't diabetic, you can still eat a ton of dessert type items and you're a-ok, just treat yourself that way and stay off of the fried stuff and red meat.
     
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    It's actually a symptom of a medical condition called homosexuality.
     
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    It's normal Dawg. Everytime I eat Mcdonalds I feel the need to purge the unholy badness out of my body for days after the fact . . . :eek:
     
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    I still enjoy living and having intestines.:dontknow:
     
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    Man it seems like I'm down to one or two things I can eat. I am so sick of chicken and turkey I can spit. I just don't know how or what to do any more. I have been to the doctor but no real answers to help.
     
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    you have a weak constitution. a gentle breeze would put you in the ER.
     
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    I know fried foods are bad but I cant even eat fish any more, the oil in fish makes me very ill. It's frustrating.
     
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    I do feel this way.
     
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    Could be gall stones or gall bladder issues.
     
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    And don't get me started about the Chinese Buffets . . . :mad:

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    P.S. Liars. Fuck you. It's not fresh. Fresh means it was made today. You smiling nodding happily at me Chinese Buffet motherfuckers . . . :mad:
     
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    I've had that all checked out man. blood work, cat scans the works. I've done a lot of research and I do have symptoms of an ulcer but I cant be sure.
    I cant afford any more doctors visits.
     
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    Just some ideas, based on what I eat: A lot of trail mix, cheese with apricots, gyros and a lot of other Greek food (all with lamb of course), and a lot of healthy pasta dishes (shrimp with linguine, calimari, etc.).
     
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    Have you tried alligator? It tastes like fish and has the same texture, but none of the oil. I buy it in Cincinnati, so I'm sure being so close to states that actually have gators you could find it.
     
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    I forgot to mention that I do have acid reflux and take Prevacid for it.
     
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    I don't know if it is the oil or msg, but chinese takeout has led to many photo finishes for me.
     
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    Dawg, I would seriously have yourself checked out for intestinal trouble. The symptoms of ulcerative colitis are very similar to a stomach ulcer (hence the ulcerative part).
     
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    Can you eat broiled or poached fish? :dontknow:
     
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    No man, the fish oil alone makes me ill.