Evidently Wild Turkeys Don't Like Dark Meat

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  1. goldtopper

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    So I drove my daughter to work early this morning and by a bus stop I see a commotion.
    Three big gobblers are chasing a poor Reggie. God gosh you would have thought he was being chased by hornets! I haven't seen a blaek move that fast since an armored car turned over.
    I was laughing so hard I almost drove into a phone pole.
     
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    Thank you for your call
     
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    What's your next item, plaaayss?
     
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    Wild Turkey are nothing like you see pictured around Thanksgiving time.

    They look like huge retarded pigeons.
     
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    Jew teeth.
     
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    this ending would have made this thread worthwhile.
     
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    Do they come with a certificate of authenticity?
     
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    That made me laugh.

    For reals.
     
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    Shit mult :fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:spit:
     
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    Lol, all of Sal's items always come with a certificate of authenticity for some reason.
     
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    yep
     
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    Wild turkeys are mean, no doubt about it. Swans, too.
     
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    The 101 proof doesn't like anybody
     
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    Racial tensions flare. :emperor:
     
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    The Canadian Geese we get up here are pretty friendly.
    They are very loud and shit all over the place.
    They like to eat bread.