Evolution of Ralph and Howie

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  1. jason long

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    What functions does Ralph serve in howards life? I saw the pictures of them hanging out at Burning Man together and it got me thinking has howard developed a legitimate liking of Ralph? Are they genuine friends or is howard so psychotic he feels like if he leaves ralph out of anything, that ralph is one step closer to signing a book deal?

    The condom hit Ralph took for howard had to go public in order for howard to try and clear his name with alison but I wonder how much other shit he's done for howard to save his ass that we don't know.

    I honestly cant see any genuine reasons why howard would like ralph. Everyone hates him everywhere. He hangs out with only A list stars and they probably tell howard to not bring ralph to any of their parties, I just saw his teeth up close for the first time the other day in a video and I'll go out on a limb and say they put Gary's teeth to shame. There's literally no reason for this loser to be kept around. There's a million better stylists in hollywood and I bet thats just a cover for ralph so he doesn't have to put unemployed on his taxes.

    But the issue I'm wondering about is howard can obviously pay him off and tell him to go fuck himself, but he still keeps him around to this day. I get it no one cares about ralph but having only been listening since late 90s I wonder if theres more to this than whats been revealed on air. Lay out some conspiracies. They're gay lovers right?
     
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    Ralph is a red-herring. Ronnie the limo driver is actually Howard's long-term lover!
     
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    What is this condom hit you're talking about?
     
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    Howards ex wife found his list of commodities he wanted in his trailer during the filming of Private Parts. Condoms was one of the requests. She called howard out and he said Ralph wrote the list and made Ralph call into the show and admit that he wrote it. Ralph claims he put condoms on the list as an attempt to be "funny". Even though this list was only going to be seen by howards assistant so it doesn't make sense, the whole cover sounded unrealistic. It happened at a very low point in howards relationship.There's 2 parts to this video.

     
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    How did Howard originally hook up and hire Ralph? I never heard the story and I've always wondered?
     
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    He was hired for the channel 9 show I think
     
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    he was originally hired at WNBC I think to do makeup/special effects for howard and part of that job was going to howards house once a week. howard actually respected him for real as he gave him more and more responsibilities like being his stylist. So he was getting a lot of facetime with howard applying makeup for an hour a day and taking it off and driving to his house and I guess they hit it off. But ralph being the fuckin weasel he is took his job a little too seriously and started sucking up to howard from the get go treating everyone at channel 9 like shit and telling howard what he wants to hear 24/7.
     
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    Ralph is to Howard as Scott Thorson was to Liberace.
     
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    :roll:god only know whats inside of scott thorsons purse or "murse"
     
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    Howard's loyal, right jokeman, west, lange, depace, gange, crone....?
     
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    'This dick aint gonna suck itself' H. Stern :grad:
     
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    It's actually his Kato Kaelin...made a name for himself off 0.0 talent or knowledge
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    I hate you....wtf was that???
     
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    great find
     
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    Tampon just ask Big Foots girl friend.
     
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    :hehe:

    I was looking for a cartoon blowjob picture for the thread and bing showed me that with the label "spider porn."

    Got to be the weirdest fucking thing I've seen in a long time.
     
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