ewok arrested for flashing his "yub yub" to a chick on a train

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    [​IMG]Ewoks flashing their naughty bits to female passengers on trains? What in the name of Endor is going on over there in Britain? According to the Hollywood Reporter, Nicholas Read, a "little person" who played one of the diminutive inhabitants of the forest moon Endor in 1983' Stars Wars: Return of the Jedi, could be sent to the intergalactic clink after flashing a college student during a train ride in England.
    "After exposing himself, he reportedly took a picture of her 'horrified' friend's reaction with a cell phone," THR says. Wow. Has Britain become a wretched hive of scum and villainy?
    Read faces 20 weeks in jail and is now banned from British railways.
    If you're think you're safe just because you're not into Star Wars, be forewarned: Read also appears in Labyrinth and Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Insert your own magic wand joke here.
     
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    I honestly thought the picture was going to be of Schmoopy
     
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    he looks like a super villain :jj:

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    :giggle::cheer:
     
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    You're like the Lambert of non upskirt threads
     
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    hahaha good find
     
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    im finding my niche...:hat:
     
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    Hey, I took an upskirt yesterday...lemme see if I can post it.
     
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